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Chris Christie Drags Bloated Carcass to Israel For Photo Op, Internet Destroys Him With Memes

[AP via PJ] Even when I came up with the awesome and seemingly obvious nickname Chris "Kristy Kreme" Christie and mused why Trump hasn’t employed it yet, I was convinced, and remain convinced, that somebody, somewhere must have thought of it before.

Admittedly, making fun of Chris Christie for being a human-walrus hybrid is low-hanging fruit and low-brow entertainment. But if anyone deserves to be ruthlessly mocked for their gluttony and slovenness, it’s this guy.

Anyway, Christie, who has absolutely no chance of winning the GOP nomination because everyone hates him for being a Judas but who absolutely has a guaranteed MSNBC contributor gig and spot on the Raytheon board after his campaign implodes, took a trip to Israel for some photo-op action.

Via Associated Press (emphasis added):

Posted by Besoeker 2023-11-19 06:22|| || Front Page|| [11133 views ] Top

#1 He needs to ~~stay away from~~ visit Washington state.

Posted by Skidmark 2023-11-19 07:24|| 2023-11-19 07:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Sorry Skid, that’s a big no. Ih lardass visits any of the islands you know they will tip over. And there is a reason Sea-Tac can’t handle the weight on an Airbus 380, child’s play compared to this Moby Dick. But then again, the feds just authorized the local tribes to resume whale hunting ……

Posted by USN, Ret. 2023-11-19 08:04|| 2023-11-19 08:04|| Front Page Top

#3 Fat, stupid and self-obsessed is no way to go through life, son...

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-11-19 08:07|| 2023-11-19 08:07|| Front Page Top

#4 the feds just authorized the local tribes to resume whale hunting ……

Hmm... (Trying real hard not to think of the obvious...)

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2023-11-19 08:35|| 2023-11-19 08:35|| Front Page Top

#5 Kinda like the novel "Moby Dick", but with Christie in a dual role as both Ahab and the Whale.

Posted by SteveS 2023-11-19 09:08|| 2023-11-19 09:08|| Front Page Top

#6 The Outlaw Jersey Whales.

Snark O'The Day

Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-11-19 10:34|| 2023-11-19 10:34|| Front Page Top

#7 ^ You can all go home. Deacon just won this one!

Posted by SteveS 2023-11-19 10:46|| 2023-11-19 10:46|| Front Page Top

#8 He had to head east. Seems the natives in Washington are hunting.

Posted by Procopius2k 2023-11-19 11:37|| 2023-11-19 11:37|| Front Page Top

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