 [DAILYCALLER] Following President Obama's lunch meeting with Senate Republicans on Capitol Hill, Maine Republican Senator Susan Collins described the food served and said the president was not able to eat since his "taster" was not present.
When I first saw this I was sure it had to be from the Onion or something like that. It couldn't be true. Apparently it is. My mind is officially boggled.
"University of Maine recipe for healthy lobster salad -- I pointed that out to the president in keeping with the first lady's initiatives and Fox Family Potato Chips made in Aroostook County where I'm from and wild blueberry pie full of anti-oxidants, see this was a healthy lunch as well. We did have a little ice cream on the pie too, also made in Maine, Gifford's Ice Cream. So in all seriousness this was well received," Collins told reporters on Thursday after the meeting at the Capitol.
Not living in Maine myself, I haven't tasted lobster salad since the late '70s, when it escaped my price range.
"Unfortunately, you know, the president can't," said Collins when asked if Obama ate at the lunch meeting.
"No, no. Certainly not. He wouldn't eat with Publicans, only with Sinners."
"He looked longingly at it," Collins continued. "He honestly did look longingly at it, but apparently he has to have essentially a taster,
"Essentially?" It's kind of a binary, isn't it? He needs an Imperial Food Taster or he doesn't.
and I pointed out to him that we were all tasters for him, that if the food had been poisoned all of us would have keeled over so, but he did look longingly at it and he remarked that we have far better food than the Democrats do, and I said that was because I was hosting."
I have to go change my shirt. I just barfed.
According to a 2009 AFP report, the U.S. Secret Service has "always refused to confirm that US presidents travel with a food 'taster', in line with their policy of discretion on all security related issues." 
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