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2012-02-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Man dies after falling from giant bucket of mayonnaise and stabbing himself in the heart with electric drill
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Posted by Fred 2012-02-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [336175 views ]  Top

#1 He died for mayonnaise - now thats loyalty!
Posted by JosephMendiola 2012-02-12 03:22||   2012-02-12 03:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Wonder if he's in the running for a Darwin award?

BTW, great in-line, Fred.
Posted by Barbara 2012-02-12 08:55||   2012-02-12 08:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Reads like this happened in GB. For all their governmental work rules, this accident is a cluster &^%$. I looked at an accident in the U.S. where a worker was providing OJT for another worker. He instructed the newby to not stick his arm in the machine "like this" and proceeded to demonstrate by sticking his arm in the panel opening--where I might add there were rotating and moving parts. He lost his arm.
Posted by JohnQC 2012-02-12 09:07||   2012-02-12 09:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Excellent inline commentary!

You just can't make this stuff up.
Posted by CrazyFool 2012-02-12 09:22||   2012-02-12 09:22|| Front Page Top

#5 Sounds like I'shallah DIY.

All the warning labels in the world can't beat sheer stupidity.
Posted by AlanC 2012-02-12 09:29||   2012-02-12 09:29|| Front Page Top

#6 You have to wonder if on the way down, he yelled out, "TA DA!"
Posted by Anonymoose 2012-02-12 13:14||   2012-02-12 13:14|| Front Page Top

#7 Yet another reason to ban drilling.
Posted by Besoeker 2012-02-12 13:21||   2012-02-12 13:21|| Front Page Top

#8 I hate that when that happens...
Posted by newc 2012-02-12 13:25||   2012-02-12 13:25|| Front Page Top

#9 Besoeker---that was a great comment! Lol!
Posted by Alaska Paul  2012-02-12 13:26||   2012-02-12 13:26|| Front Page Top

#10 "pay no attention to the drill shavings in the Mayo"
Posted by Frank G 2012-02-12 14:17||   2012-02-12 14:17|| Front Page Top

#11 Guns don't kill people, condiments do.

(Someone had to say it.)
Posted by no mo uro 2012-02-12 14:55||   2012-02-12 14:55|| Front Page Top

#12 I once worked Maintenance for Goodyear, they assigned me to Build a rack hanging from the ceiling, and were amazed when I used a Vise Grip to hold on, (There was NOTHING to hold on to)I guess it never occurred to them that I might fall.
Workwd fine.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2012-02-12 23:37||   2012-02-12 23:37|| Front Page Top

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