A dedicated Teamsters Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the legal brothels in Nevada .
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madame, Is this a union house?
No, she replied, Im sorry, but it isnt.
Well, if I pay you $100, what do the girls get?
The house gets $80 and the girls get $20, she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madame responded, Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules.
The man asked, And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?
The girls get $80 and the house gets $20, she replied.
Thats more like it! the union man said. He handed the Madame $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.
Id like her, he said.
Im sure you would, sir, said the Madam, but
She gestured to a 72-year old woman in the corner.
Ethel here has 50 years seniority, and according to union rules, shes next. 
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