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2003-12-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Woman sues after hula skirt bursts into flames

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-12-16 15:14|| || Front Page|| [9 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Why does the phrase "Your ass is grass" come to mind?

Posted by Steve 2003-12-16 3:33:53 PM|| 2003-12-16 3:33:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Definitely not the thing to wear around hungry goats - or horny old ones, either!

Posted by Old Patriot 2003-12-16 3:51:44 PM|| [http://users.codenet.net/mweather/default.htm] 2003-12-16 3:51:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 I think I saw this on Gilligan's Island once.

Posted by BH 2003-12-16 3:55:34 PM|| 2003-12-16 3:55:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Sounds like one 'hot' chick...

Posted by Raj 2003-12-16 4:15:26 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2003-12-16 4:15:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I bet the skirt had a huge warning: 'DO NOT WEAR NEAR OPEN FLAME' which she promptly ignored.

Posted by CrazyFool 2003-12-16 4:17:30 PM|| 2003-12-16 4:17:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 The worst part is she got scalded when somebody threw hot McDonald's coffee on her to put out the flames.

But that's a lawsuit for another day.

Posted by Dar 2003-12-16 4:47:16 PM|| 2003-12-16 4:47:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 CF's on the mark, I'd bet. Prolly a little too much tiki juice, too.

Posted by .com 2003-12-16 4:49:05 PM|| 2003-12-16 4:49:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Damn life's getting dangerous.. if you can't trust a cheap grass/plastic skirt what can ya trust?

Posted by Shipman 2003-12-16 6:16:55 PM|| 2003-12-16 6:16:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 most Tiki torches I've seen were 5'-6' off the ground...how tall was this babe?

Posted by Frank G 2003-12-16 6:24:17 PM|| 2003-12-16 6:24:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Fred, I hope this doesn't mean there'll be a dimunition in tiki parties around here.
But I will still be smoking in my hula skirt cause I like to live dangerously!

Posted by Jennie Taliaferro 2003-12-16 8:21:13 PM|| [http://www.greatestjeneration.com] 2003-12-16 8:21:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 hula skirt burst into flames

Happens to me all the time. Oh wait... wrong blog.

Posted by Rafael 2003-12-16 8:29:59 PM|| 2003-12-16 8:29:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Dummy! Should've been wearing flame-retardant panties under a grass skirt. What? What's not? oh.

Posted by Glenn (not Reynolds) 2003-12-16 8:57:46 PM|| 2003-12-16 8:57:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Hot MAMA!!!!

Posted by tu3031 2003-12-16 9:09:47 PM|| 2003-12-16 9:09:47 PM|| Front Page Top

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