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2003-12-03 Korea
This Just In - Korea Invents Stone
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Posted by Steve 2003-12-03 9:58:23 AM|| || Front Page|| [10 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Why don't you put this in the Classics? And why isn't the Zionist Death Ray article there?
Posted by Atrus 2003-12-3 10:05:50 AM||   2003-12-3 10:05:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Let 'em eat Magic Rocks! An appealing side dish to barnyard grass and tree bark...
Posted by tu3031 2003-12-3 10:20:38 AM||   2003-12-3 10:20:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Overdoses of the stone result in Loss of Height.
Posted by Charles  2003-12-3 10:30:37 AM||   2003-12-3 10:30:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 If the stone is put into drinking water, it removes 76.5 percent of various kinds of bacteria including 57 percent of colitis germ

Yessir, step right up and have a swig of Dr. Kimmie's magic water, guaranteed no more than 43% coliforms!
Posted by Steve White  2003-12-3 10:31:37 AM||   2003-12-3 10:31:37 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 This sounds like a mildly radioactive substance...

Glowing Slag?
Posted by .com 2003-12-3 10:32:56 AM||   2003-12-3 10:32:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Sounds like they invented activated charcoal.
Posted by Shipman 2003-12-3 10:51:00 AM||   2003-12-3 10:51:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Next up? Creating "Instant Life™" and a marine food source to perpetually feed all of NK! Sea Monkeys
Posted by Frank G  2003-12-3 10:57:03 AM||   2003-12-3 10:57:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Re #1 - Good idea to both. It's done.

You guys should remind me what goes into the Classics...
Posted by Fred  2003-12-3 1:11:06 PM||   2003-12-3 1:11:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 They certainly have vivid imaginations -- or perhaps they're just halucinating from something sprayed on the grass.
Posted by Tom 2003-12-3 2:55:28 PM||   2003-12-3 2:55:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 "Like, wow, man! This, like, paraquat is, like, really he-e-e-avy!"
Posted by Fred  2003-12-3 3:14:33 PM||   2003-12-3 3:14:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 â€¦or perhaps they're just halucinating from something sprayed on the grass.

The green paint.
Posted by Atrus 2003-12-3 3:29:27 PM||   2003-12-3 3:29:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 But does it promote Juche? That's all I want to know.
Posted by BH  2003-12-3 5:11:04 PM||   2003-12-3 5:11:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Rock modification is the very essense of Juche.
Posted by Shipman 2003-12-3 5:51:00 PM||   2003-12-3 5:51:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Can I have my stones with tree bark dressing, please?
Posted by True German Ally 2003-12-3 8:28:52 PM||   2003-12-3 8:28:52 PM|| Front Page Top

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