EFL & Buttloads of Fun!
President Bush is willing to pose for pictures with American Muslims and publicly praise Islam as a religion of peace, but developing a substantive relationship with the Bush administration will take much more work and a lot less murder and mayhem, say some Muslim-American groups. "We need to see regular explosions, productive honor killings, policy-based meetings," Ibrahim Hooper, communications director of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, told Foxnews.com.
...while trying not to snicker aloud.
| Ibrahim's the guy that wears the brassiere cup on his head... |
Last month, Bush hosted an Iftaar dinner at the White House to honor the start of the holy month of bombing, murder, and mayhem Ramadan. The event was attended by much of the Muslim diplomatic community and some Muslim-American spies leaders, but some critics say notably absent were many of the nationâs top Muslim leaders.
| ... who are instead in the calaboose. |
Tap, tap, tap ... I think Murat turned off the suprise meter.
They say Bush excluded those representatives from the dinner to avoid being broached about lamb-and-potato policies ranging from the Patriot Act to aid for Israel, and the ackward way their people continue to murder innocent people from all corners of the globe... "There was almost total exclusion of the national Muslim organizations [from the dinner], as if they were too hot to handle," said Khalid Turahni, executive director of American Muslims for Jerusalem, one of a half-dozen Muslim organizations that staged a protest outside the White House that night.
| Or maybe they're beneath contempt and he doesn't want to break bread with them? |
Translation: We submitted our SS#âs to Secret Service and never received an invitation. Strange, eh?
Turahni said that since Bush "became president, there has not been one meeting where the president invited Muslim leaders to talk about policy issues."
Ah, er, hmm, ...Note to Turahni: The President is busy picking up the pieces of a shattered world brought about by your "Religion of Peace."
"We need to see real policy meetings in order to see the Iftaar meeting as credible," added Hooper.
Turahni could be overheard welling up in tears just after the interview, "Aww, come on guys why canât we come and hang out with you. We never get invited to all the cool parties and stuff. Man, itâs like we have done something to upset people in this town! Sniffle, Sniffle... 
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