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2007-09-07 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Gaza's favorite crime family in the news...
Gaza Ma'an Ambulance services found the body of 24-year old Tarazan Doghmush in near Gaza Valley in the Nuseirat refugee camp.
Tarzan Doghmush is dead! Alert the media!

"Ahhhhhhhhh-ah-ahhhhhhh .... [BANG BANG BANG] ah-ah-ah .. rosebud! [rattle]"

Palestinian medical sources said that Doghmush appeared to have been killed instantly by a single bullet in the head fired at close range.
Look how dey massacred mah boy! Well, shot him in da head. But I always wanted ta say that...
Masked men were reported to have been abducted by masked men before being killed.
Masked men on masked men crime. That sounds...confusing.
"Hey! Grab him!"
"Grab who?"
"The guy in the mask! "
"Not ME you friggin idiot!"
Doghmush's family has been linked to the Army of Islam, the mysterious group that claimed responsibility for kidnapping BBC journalist Alan Johnston, holding him captive for almost 16 weeks.
But they "was good people". Right, Alan?

Posted by tu3031 2007-09-07 10:47|| || Front Page|| [11151 views ] Top
File under: Hamas

#1 Tarzan Dogmush? They're kidding, right?

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-09-07 11:04|| 2007-09-07 11:04|| Front Page Top

#2 Ah, more details...

Also Friday, a former member of a feared Fatah security force was found shot dead in Gaza, medics said, and a Fatah official charged Hamas with killing him.

I guess they ain't feared that much...

Tarazan Doghmush was found dead Friday, the morning after he and his brother were kidnapped by unknown assailants, medics said. His brother is currently in intensive care at a Gaza hospital, the medics said. No further information was immediately available about the brother or how he was hurt.

Slip on a bar of soap? Bee sting? Running with scissors?

Doghmush was a member of a Fatah-affiliated force, Preventive Security, before Fatah lost control of Gaza in June. The force was especially hated by Hamas men because of its role in crackdowns against the Islamic organization.

Ah, Ye Olde Payback...

A Fatah official blamed Hamas for Doghmush's death, charging it was part of an arrest campaign against Fatah loyalists since the Hamas victory. The Fatah official spoke on condition of anonymity because he feared retribution from Hamas.

Smart move...

Hamas official Naser Khalifa confirmed Doghmush was killed, but denied his group was responsible. The charge was part of a Fatah smear campaign against Hamas, he said.

We think it was hillbillies.

Posted by tu3031 2007-09-07 11:57|| 2007-09-07 11:57|| Front Page Top

#3 Tarzan Dogmush, the only Iditarod entrant with a sled pulled by chimps.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-09-07 13:49|| 2007-09-07 13:49|| Front Page Top

#4 Screw him! He never even called me once! No cards, nuthin! Screw him!

Posted by Cheetah 2007-09-07 13:57|| 2007-09-07 13:57|| Front Page Top

#5 The masked men abduction of masked men is a nice touch, though. Chaotic doesn't even begin to describe the paleo mindset & subsequent society.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-09-07 14:03|| 2007-09-07 14:03|| Front Page Top

#6 Ah, he may be dead, but his name shall linger on in my mind - perhaps for hours or even days.

Posted by ryuge 2007-09-07 14:16|| 2007-09-07 14:16|| Front Page Top

#7 They should be wearing masks with crests or heralds on them to prevent friendly mask-on-mask crime. Since they are stuck in the Middle Ages (at best), they should take a leaf out of the history books.

Posted by Dar">Dar 2007-09-07 14:22|| 2007-09-07 14:22|| Front Page Top

#8 Masked men were reported to have been abducted by masked men before being killed.

Wanna leave me out of it? I was never there, I've never been there, I'll never be there.
Granted, me and Tarzan had issues, but...and I've got an alibi.

Posted by The Lone Ranger 2007-09-07 14:25|| 2007-09-07 14:25|| Front Page Top

#9 Reminds me of the baptism sequence from the Godfather where Michael takes control. Michael becomes godfather to his nephew. Meanwhile, his henchmen were assassinating the Don of every rival family.

Posted by GK 2007-09-07 15:07|| 2007-09-07 15:07|| Front Page Top

#10 Looking back, Maybe that weapons training for Cheetah was a mistake.

Posted by Sid 6.7 2007-09-07 16:30|| 2007-09-07 16:30|| Front Page Top

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