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2006-06-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Guardian: Is Liz Talyor Dead? (Age cannot wither her)

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Posted by 3dc 2006-06-07 12:34|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 On the other, the entire broadcast did have the flavour of the movie classic Weekend at Bernie's, and it wouldn't be the most enormous surprise if each jerky movement of Liz's arm toward her competitively priced wares was in fact the result of a complex pulley system operated by an unseen puppeteer, as opposed to a genuine human motor reflex.

Ted Kennedy used to do that for photo ops with Rose in the wheelchair when she was about 107 and he was in another jam. I used to look forward to seeing it on the front page of the Globe around every Easter or Mothers Day because it was so hilarious. I never thought Rose actually ever died, but that Ted just used up all the ice for his drinks...

Posted by tu3031 2006-06-07 13:35|| 2006-06-07 13:35|| Front Page Top

#2 Then she bit him and they had to shoot her in the brain to get her to stop chomping his entrails.

Posted by rjschwarz 2006-06-07 15:19|| 2006-06-07 15:19|| Front Page Top

#3 Then she bit him and they had to shoot her in the brain to get her to stop chomping his entrails.

Ah! A wonderful scene from a favorite zombie movie/rock video: "Night of the Living Dead Kennedys".

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2006-06-07 15:37|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2006-06-07 15:37|| Front Page Top

#4 "Is Liz Taylor Dead?"

No. But if not for her exclusive diet of Humming Bird eggs and the fresh adrenal glands of Brown-Headed Spider monkeys she would have to spend most of her waking hours in her cryogenic chamber.

Posted by DepotGuy 2006-06-07 17:38|| 2006-06-07 17:38|| Front Page Top

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