Rantburg

Today's Front Page   View All of Fri 05/30/2025 View Thu 05/29/2025 View Wed 05/28/2025 View Tue 05/27/2025 View Mon 05/26/2025 View Sun 05/25/2025 View Sat 05/24/2025
2006-05-12 Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Another day of bloodshed in Jabaliya
The Snocaps are for Robert; everyone else hands off.
Factional feuding rages in Gaza camp
by Sir Edward Bulwer-Lytton
JABALIYA REFUGEE CAMP, Gaza Strip—It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly A vengeful dread fell upon Kamal Adwan Hospital last night as a fifth bleeding body was rushed through its emergency doors, an angry mob in its wake.
"Doc! Doc!"
"What is it, Festus!"
"It's a fifth bleeding body! Down t' the emergency doors!"
"Is there an angry mob in its wake?"
"Yeah, Doc! How'd yew know?"
"Another Saturday night in Dodge City!"
Another Palestinian gunman. Shot through the right arm by another Palestinian gunman.
"Go fer yer guns, Mahfooz! [BLAMMO! KERBLAMMO!]... Ow. Y'got me!"
Another day of factional infighting lighting up the northern Gaza Strip mere hours after leaders from all sides declared an end to self-inflicted pain.
"Awright. It's a deal then? No more shootin' as of 5 p.m. today! Soon's they put their guns down they're toast! We'll murderlize 'em! Heh heh! They won't know what hit 'em!"
"What's that you're muttering in your beard?"
"Nothing. Just a prayer."
This night's victim, Mohammed Tana, 25, belonged to an armed wing of Fatah, the movement displaced to opposition status in the January electoral earthquake that placed Palestinians' future in the hands of militant Islam. "Hamas shot my brother," a voice in the crowd cried out. "Those sons of bitches will pay."
"Yeah! Rat bastards!"
"Swinehounds!"
"Ugly puds!"
"Get a rope!"
But Hamas had paid already, with the legs of Mohammad Hassan Rajab, 30, who was ambushed earlier in the nearby town of Beit Lahiya by gunmen.
"Let 'im have it, boyz!"
[BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!]
No mere bystander, Palestinian witnesses and doctors said Rajab was the target of clear intent to maim. The gunmen sprayed more than a dozen rounds into his upper thighs at close range.
"Aaaaaiiiieeee! My upper thighs!"
He will survive.
"I will?"
It remains unclear if he will walk again.
"Maybe you should think about getting a desk job?"
The doctors at Kamal Adwan Hospital are accustomed to removing bullets from the people of destitute Jabaliya, the largest of the Palestinian refugee camps. But until now it was always Israeli bullets. "Believe me, I don't know what is going on. All we see are wounded patients. Why? We don't know. Who's responsible? We don't know. It is not normal," said nursing director Mishal Abu Raya.
"We just can't figure it. Paleostine is usually so peaceful!"
"In the attacks before, from Israel, we received patients from Fatah, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, all peoples. It is better to treat people injured by the Jewish, not by us, because the Jewish are our enemies.
"It's not like any of us Paleos ever did anything to make 'em shoot the place up!"
"But we are not enemies. We have to be relatives and friends. We have to work together."
"I mean, what'd Hamas ever do to us?... Except win that election... Oh."
Medical workers, who remain among the 165,000 civil service staff going on three months without pay from the bankrupt and internationally boycotted Palestinian government, are operating under the assumption the battle may yet spill inside the hospital doors. "We have to be afraid," Abu Raya said.
"Artillery! Artillery! Call radiology! Code blue!"
To avoid such confrontations, doctors now are processing patients according to faction. One side's casualties get the briefest of triage at Kamal Adwan before being moved to other hospitals, the rest are admitted for full treatment. None appear interested in playing politics with a scalpel. They simply don't know what else to do.
"Nurse! This man's got a subdural haematoma! We'll have to operate, stat!"
"This man's got a sucking head wound, Doc!"
"Whoa! Look at that sucker squirt! Give him a bandaid and send him over to Khan Younis Memorial!"
There is a tribal undercurrent to the latest round of factional violence, which has left three dead and at least 15 wounded since a clash of Palestinian regional clans erupted one week ago near the volatile southern Gaza city of Khan Younis. But as the violence fanned north to Gaza City, and further still yesterday to Beit Lahiya, the tit-for-tat revenge attacks now are driven by factional momentum.
"Y'll never make me talk, Mahmoud!"
"Ugh! Turn fork-tongue Hamas over to women!"
"Are those... barbecue forks?... Why are they ululating?"
Many Palestinian observers sense deliberate provocation on the part of certain factions within the fragmented Fatah movement. It has not gone unnoticed that many of the gunmen behind the Khan Younis violence are known to be loyal to former Palestinian security chief Mohammed Dahlan, whose status has fallen to simply opposition parliamentarian in the wake of Hamas' political breakthrough. "Some people in Fatah just want their power again, so they are creating problems," said Asad Abu Shark, a political analyst in Gaza. The intention, said Abu Shark, is to further undermine a fledgling Hamas government already burdened by financial meltdown by showing it is unable to maintain any semblance of law and order.
"Pete! Take a half dozen boyz over to create problems in the Tataglia territory!"
"Sonny, if we do that...!"
"Just do it, Pete! Pop would want it that way! I'll send Luca to soften them up!"
Though some commentators have been quick to throw up the prospect of civil war, Abu Shark said the phenomenon of Palestinians turning on themselves is likely to be contained — neither boiling over, nor blowing over — in the foreseeable future. "Nobody wants to see a coup d'état. If the Hamas government fails to do any good, let us decide things in another four years with an election," he said.
"I mean, this ain't that different from a year ago, is it?... Duck!"
The pre-eminent Palestinian leaders — President Mahmoud Abbas, representing Fatah, and Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh, representing Hamas — remain the two most trusted Palestinian political figures, according to recent polls in the territories. Though they stand as philosophical rivals, Abbas and Haniyeh have found common cause in their call for unity above all. The question now is whether that call will take hold not only with everyday Palestinians, but also the gunmen in their midst.
Posted by ryuge 2006-05-12 03:44|| || Front Page|| [11143 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 3 dead? hell our gangbangers can shoot better than these dumbasses
Posted by Greamp Elmavinter1163 2006-05-12 09:26||   2006-05-12 09:26|| Front Page Top

#2 When ammunition is cheap and plentiful, aiming becomes a minor thing.
Posted by Fordesque 2006-05-12 10:57||   2006-05-12 10:57|| Front Page Top

#3 "Hamas shot my brother," a voice in the crowd cried out. "Those sons of bitches will pay."

"In the attacks before, from Israel, we received patients from Fatah, Hamas, Islamic Jihad, all peoples. It is better to treat people injured by the Jewish, not by us, because the Jewish are our enemies.

"But we are not enemies. We have to be relatives and friends. We have to work together."

"We have to be afraid,"

Posted by gromgoru 2006-05-12 12:12||   2006-05-12 12:12|| Front Page Top

#4 President Mahmoud Abbas, representing Fatah, and Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh, representing Hamas — remain the two most trusted Palestinian political figures, according to recent polls in the territories.

Why? It's not as if either of them has demonstrated so much as a scintilla of trustworthiness.
Posted by trailing wife 2006-05-12 13:27||   2006-05-12 13:27|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey! Sno-Caps are MY favorite! Back off, RC...
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-05-12 13:58||   2006-05-12 13:58|| Front Page Top

#6 What, no Gummy Bears?
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-05-12 14:00||   2006-05-12 14:00|| Front Page Top

#7 And if all this aint enough, they're philosophical rivals too.
Posted by Grunter 2006-05-12 15:48||   2006-05-12 15:48|| Front Page Top

#8 I don't care what anybody sez... Asad Abu Shark has the coolest name of any political analyst in Gaza.
Posted by DepotGuy 2006-05-12 16:10||   2006-05-12 16:10|| Front Page Top

#9 The late addition of the inline comments and pictures made this a must read again.
Posted by 6 2006-05-12 16:15||   2006-05-12 16:15|| Front Page Top

#10 give RC some JuJuBees....he'll still be chewing them next week
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-05-12 16:48||   2006-05-12 16:48|| Front Page Top

#11 The intention, said Abu Shark, is to further undermine a fledgling Hamas government already burdened....

Definately coolest name in the bunch. Should be a classic funeral seethe soon...
Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-05-12 17:59||   2006-05-12 17:59|| Front Page Top

#12 his underlings should be Remoras, then?
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-05-12 18:11||   2006-05-12 18:11|| Front Page Top

#13 give RC some JuJuBees....he'll still be chewing them next week

Or Weight Watcher's "Fruities". Not a bad taste, but they take an hour to eat, despite being the save of three dimes stacked on each other.
Posted by Robert Crawford">Robert Crawford  2006-05-12 19:26|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/]  2006-05-12 19:26|| Front Page Top

#14 malted milk balls for me .....
Posted by lotp 2006-05-12 19:57||   2006-05-12 19:57|| Front Page Top

#15 I'll have some Raisinets, since Seafarious is being selfish about the Sno-Caps -- lots of iron in the raisins, and isoflavins or something in the chocolate. As for the poor gentlemen shot in the upper thigh... in traditional literature it either meant that which was sat upon, if behind, or no worries about being unable to support too-numerous offspring, if not behind. Walking/not walking probably isn't the gentleman's greatest concern, I fear.
Posted by trailing wife 2006-05-12 22:08||   2006-05-12 22:08|| Front Page Top

#16 it's like watching a western on Friday night.
Posted by 2b 2006-05-12 22:58||   2006-05-12 22:58|| Front Page Top

#17 TW - let's hope there's one less gun to go off in Gaza, if you get my drift
Posted by Frank G">Frank G  2006-05-12 23:11||   2006-05-12 23:11|| Front Page Top

#18 Dang, Fred - you've outdone yourself in the graphics department this time!

Was there a sale? :-D
Posted by  Barbara Skolaut"> Barbara Skolaut  2006-05-12 23:23|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2006-05-12 23:23|| Front Page Top

15:24 DarthVader
15:20 NoMoreBS
15:15 Griter+Slash1619
15:04 NoMoreBS
14:51 Grom the Affective
14:50 Secret Master
14:06 swksvolFF
13:45 Lord Garth
13:33 trailing wife
13:32 Ebbuger Whuque4103
13:17 Frank G
13:01 SteveS
12:56 mossomo
12:55 mossomo
12:43 swksvolFF
12:41 mossomo
12:34 mossomo
12:25 Airandee
12:13 swksvolFF
12:02 Regular joe
11:54 Regular joe
11:51 Regular joe
11:51 Abu Uluque
11:21 SteveS









Paypal:
Google
Search WWW Search rantburg.com