Fresh from his Oscar ceremony tirade against a 'fictitious President' fighting a 'fictitious war', alleged documentary-maker Michael Moore has said he is setting his sights on the alleged links between former President George Bush senior and the Saudi family of Osama bin Laden. Moore, whose fiction exploration of US gun violence, Bowling for Columbine, is one of the most commercially successful documentaries ever, said his new film, tentatively titled I'm Such a Dumbass Fahrenheit 911, will examine what has happened to the US since 11 September. The film will look at the alleged 'murky relationship' between Bush senior, controversial defence investment firm the Carlyle Group, and the bin Laden family. According to Moore, the former President had a business relationship with bin Laden's father, Mohammed, who left $300 million to his son. Although the bin Laden family has severed its ties with Osama, 'the senior Bush kept his ties with the bin Laden family up until two months after 11 September,' Moore claimed.
Moore, who has carved himself a role as terror apologist and appeaser dipshit critic-in-chief of the US administration, said he has no regrets about making a fool of himself turning his Oscar acceptance speech into an evisceration of Bush junior. 'If I had won the Oscar for a movie about birds or insects, I'd say something about them,' he said. 'But I made a movie about leftist perception of violence — and global violence — so I felt I had to say something about that. I just hope I generated a discussion about Bush and the war.'
"Ethel, take a look at this."
"Oh, my, Merle, who in the world is that fat-ass?"
"Dunno, but he's gettin' an Oscar for summthin"
"What's that screeching sound?"
"Susan Sarandon?"
"Be serious, Merle."
"Some sorta speech."
"I thought they were supposed to thank people."
"I don't think this guy thanks anyone."
The choice of Moore's new subject — the relationship between the arms industry, the Bush administration and the war on terrorism — could hardly be better timed for a good laugh.
It's hard to spork Michael Moore; he does such a good job on himself. 
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