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2024-10-08 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Ahed Almaqid, head of @UNRWA 🇺🇳 Operations in Gaza and a senior H×mas member, was eliminated

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Posted by Fred 2024-10-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10328 views ] Top
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#1 Where is heaven going to find enough virgins?

Posted by Glavinter Peacock7962 2024-10-08 00:12|| 2024-10-08 00:12|| Front Page Top

#2 ^ Moister than an oyster

Posted by Frank G 2024-10-08 00:31|| 2024-10-08 00:31|| Front Page Top

#3 Where is heaven going to find enough virgins?

Little known fact, everybody in heaven is a virgin, in that everybody does not have any sexual or reproductive organs.

So that means men and women will all be the same.

Thus the so called "72 virgins" will be made up of people that died an becomes part of the group, all of with no sex organs and therefore perpetual virgins.

(It says so in the Bible.)

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2024-10-08 01:14|| 2024-10-08 01:14|| Front Page Top

#4 Must be a New Testament thing, Seeking Cure. We don’t get all that speculative about the afterlife in the Old Testament.

Posted by trailing wife 2024-10-08 01:33|| 2024-10-08 01:33|| Front Page Top

#5 Nothing like that in the New Testament.. Maybe something else (book of Mormon?)

Posted by 3dc 2024-10-08 01:37|| 2024-10-08 01:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Maybe something else

Houri - from the wiki

Posted by Skidmark 2024-10-08 03:04|| 2024-10-08 03:04|| Front Page Top

#7 TW, yes it's in the new testament.

Matthew 22:30:

For when the dead rise, they will neither marry nor be given in marriage. In this respect they will be like the angels in heaven.English Standard Version

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2024-10-08 07:01|| 2024-10-08 07:01|| Front Page Top

#8 #7. Dad ran a mission area. I don't know of any theologian who would infer Mathew 22:30 to be that souls in the afterlife would not have sexual or reproductive organs and all be trans.
I could see some gay or trans nut trying to push that view.

That said 1100 years ago many of my ancestors cared for Thor's Grove. The Vikings definitely had sex in Valhalla!

Posted by 3dc 2024-10-08 09:03|| 2024-10-08 09:03|| Front Page Top

#9 They way Israel is now fighting the Vikings would have definitely approved of!
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Posted by 3dc 2024-10-08 09:39|| 2024-10-08 09:39|| Front Page Top

#10 How often a transmitter garbles
The message divine! Take Greek marbles,
All virginal white,
Or, for fellas that fight,
A Valhalla without any yarbles.

Posted by Pancho Poodle8452 2024-10-08 16:50|| 2024-10-08 16:50|| Front Page Top

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