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2022-08-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

I have the most tattooed privates in the world — it hurts but I'm brave

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Posted by Fred 2022-08-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 No pictures of the tattooed area in question?

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2022-08-07 01:25|| 2022-08-07 01:25|| Front Page Top

#2 Latest addition to her tats...
"Closed for Business"

Posted by Mercutio 2022-08-07 09:42|| 2022-08-07 09:42|| Front Page Top

#3 "It was a picture of an Arby's sandwich"

Posted by Frank G 2022-08-07 09:59|| 2022-08-07 09:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Don't really need those, do we SCFI?

Posted by Mullah Richard 2022-08-07 10:02|| 2022-08-07 10:02|| Front Page Top

#5 A lot of people don't understand the difference between brave and stupid.

Posted by Jatle Sinatra9653 2022-08-07 11:26|| 2022-08-07 11:26|| Front Page Top

#6 Woke version of "hey, y'all, watch this"?

Posted by Mercutio 2022-08-07 13:36|| 2022-08-07 13:36|| Front Page Top

#7 Can they still be called privates?

Posted by Super Hose 2022-08-07 14:15|| 2022-08-07 14:15|| Front Page Top

#8 #4 Don't really need those, do we SCFI?

Based on other comments here, I think I really am glad there's no actual pictures!

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2022-08-07 19:26|| 2022-08-07 19:26|| Front Page Top

#9 And just think what her "body suit" is gonna look like when she's 75.

"My youth, though misspent, was an idyll
Of ink over everything vital!"
Her colorful past
Is rewarded at last:
"Your Granny's so groovy
She's cast in a movie!"
Cue background for Bond film main title.

Posted by Goober Floter6694 2022-08-07 23:27|| 2022-08-07 23:27|| Front Page Top

#10 I remember a book where two guys were looking at a fat chick at the pool: "See that whale tattoo? It was a porpoise when she got it..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-08-07 23:32|| 2022-08-07 23:32|| Front Page Top

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