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2021-11-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Dutch man has suffered from a rotting penis after a cobra bit his genitals while on toilet

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Posted by Woodrow 2021-11-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [8 views ] Top

#1 "scrotal necrosis" - who is more susceptible? Barry or Big Mike

also, Scrotal Necrosis is the name of my new band

Posted by Frank G 2021-11-12 07:49|| 2021-11-12 07:49|| Front Page Top

#2 In Kipling's Rikki Tikki Tavi (in The Jungle Book) the mongoose Rikki hunts Nag the cobra in ... the bathroom.
Seems to be a cobra thing.

Posted by ed in texas 2021-11-12 10:39|| 2021-11-12 10:39|| Front Page Top

#3 I used to party with a guy who owned a big night club where I lived. He had a juvenile python in a terrarium in his office. It wound up missing one day, and was found sleeping in the urinal in the backstage dressing room toilet.

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-11-12 10:43|| 2021-11-12 10:43|| Front Page Top

#4 "I got it from sitting on a toilet seat, honest"!

Posted by Mercutio 2021-11-12 11:03|| 2021-11-12 11:03|| Front Page Top

#5 Graffito:

It does no good to stand on the seat,
the crabs in this stall can jump six feet...

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-11-12 11:04|| 2021-11-12 11:04|| Front Page Top

#6 I believe the old punch line from the joke was .... Doc says you are going to die.

Posted by Procopius2k 2021-11-12 13:02|| 2021-11-12 13:02|| Front Page Top

#7 Interesting position, The Dutch Adder.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-11-12 15:40|| 2021-11-12 15:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Going back to the band name thing in comment #1

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-11-12 15:54|| 2021-11-12 15:54|| Front Page Top

#9 ^ I've had that. Not pleasant - lot of blood

Posted by Frank G 2021-11-12 19:59|| 2021-11-12 19:59|| Front Page Top

#10 ^^^ Agree

Been There, Done That.

MURCURICROME MEAT - Boy Does that Sting !

Posted by Phomoter Chomoger1732 2021-11-12 20:04|| 2021-11-12 20:04|| Front Page Top

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