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2021-09-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Thief who stole Viagra from a pharmacy is 'not a hardened criminal', his own lawyer tells magistrates

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Posted by Skidmark 2021-09-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Double entendre, don't you just love them.

Posted by Slusock Ulomosing7989 2021-09-07 00:05|| 2021-09-07 00:05|| Front Page Top

#2 Your Honor, I beg your mercy,
This is the way I grew up,
I blame it on my childhood,
adolescence and
my young adulthood;
I grew nostalgic for my youth,
and felt the need to rekindle it.
Judge, I beg you to put yourself
into my position,
I'm a missionary who believes in youth,
and youth should not be denied...

Posted by Theath Pheng4294 2021-09-07 01:00|| 2021-09-07 01:00|| Front Page Top

#3 Did they let him off with a stiff fine or did the prosecutor decide to give him the shaft?

Posted by SteveS 2021-09-07 01:08|| 2021-09-07 01:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Confessed the depressed Ramachandra,
A careless old Indian conjurer,
"I brought down a sparrow
Today with my arrow...
Please pardon the double entendre."

Posted by Whairong Brown4463 2021-09-07 01:12|| 2021-09-07 01:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Please more stories
about my favorite dream character
Poke-e-man....ahhhh.

Posted by Betty Unalet9724 2021-09-07 01:16|| 2021-09-07 01:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Given the price of this medication (SILDENAFIL) as compared to other medications. The public should feel like the pharmaceutical industries is ☺ shafting ☺ them.

In reviewing pricing, just now for the USA, Canada and local doctors.

A better question is why can Urology Doctors sell 90 / 20mg tabs of SILDENAFIL for $90, but a local CVS wants $262.14?

Posted by NN2N1 2021-09-07 07:36|| 2021-09-07 07:36|| Front Page Top

#7 Or you can go to GoodRX and get a coupon code for 100 tablets of 20mg tabs SILDENAFIL for $14.80 at Kroger. Other grocery pharmacies not much higher.

https://www.goodrx.com/sildenafil?dosage=20mg&form=tablet&label_override=sildenafil&quantity=100&sort_type=popularity

Posted by Whoting Phomolet9789 2021-09-07 08:19|| 2021-09-07 08:19|| Front Page Top

#8 enough...limp...puns?

Posted by Frank G 2021-09-07 08:44|| 2021-09-07 08:44|| Front Page Top

#9 Every one of you to your rooms, including Frank G and all who come after. Or you can isolate together in the O Club bar, where all tabs are covered today. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2021-09-07 14:59|| 2021-09-07 14:59|| Front Page Top

#10 Walks past looking at the trainwreck sidewise, keeps walking, says nothing.

Posted by ed in texas 2021-09-07 17:25|| 2021-09-07 17:25|| Front Page Top

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