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2021-07-30 China-Japan-Koreas
Chinese man almost dies after a 20cm eel he inserted into his rectum in a bizarre bid to ‘relieve constipation' entered his abdomen
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Posted by Skidmark 2021-07-30 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [199 views ]  Top

#1 I think it was to relieve something else...and he failed successfully.
Posted by Wren 2021-07-30 00:07||   2021-07-30 00:07|| Front Page Top

#2 What's the matter, Chang? You look pale.
I'm feeling a bit eel.
Posted by SteveS 2021-07-30 01:21||   2021-07-30 01:21|| Front Page Top

#3 ^ ha ha ! Ha Ha Ha HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
Posted by Dron66046 2021-07-30 03:31||   2021-07-30 03:31|| Front Page Top

#4 "...Is that an eel in your butt, or are you just glad to - oh, sorry...."

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2021-07-30 06:32||   2021-07-30 06:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Yes, constipation relief officer. That's my story and I am sticking with it.
Posted by Besoeker 2021-07-30 07:20||   2021-07-30 07:20|| Front Page Top

#6 Bet he's glad, he didn't "go electric"


It's so in vogue with the Green Movement, going electric...
Posted by Boss Fillmore2691 2021-07-30 09:23||   2021-07-30 09:23|| Front Page Top

#7 Richard Gere could not be reached for comment.
Posted by Zhang Fei 2021-07-30 12:12||   2021-07-30 12:12|| Front Page Top

#8 Confucius say... "Solly, today feel like singing:

When an eel -- we say mán --
Makes its way up your can,
That's amore!

When you squeal and you shout
And the Party find out,
That's amore!

All Xinghua 'Ha ha ha ha ha,
Ha ha ha ha ha,' when you 'Awww, come and get it!'
Hearts so gay, how they're gonna laugh
At your little gaffe, take away social credit.

Okay, maybe keep day job."
Posted by Jomomble Hupusorong9653 2021-07-30 14:57||   2021-07-30 14:57|| Front Page Top

#9 'Penis snakes' are moving into Florida: Several legless amphibians from South America have been spotted in a canal near the Miami International Airport
Posted by Skidmark 2021-07-30 23:34||   2021-07-30 23:34|| Front Page Top

#10 Ha, and there's me looking, mere seconds ago, at "sucker fish" and eponymous critter in Brays Bayou. DDG strangely silent on cormorants, though.
Posted by Armored Catfish of the Flogers6220 2021-07-30 23:52||   2021-07-30 23:52|| Front Page Top

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