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2021-07-27 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Gunman is STONED to death by Texas partygoers after he opened fire at a late night gathering, killing one and injuring at three

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Posted by Skidmark 2021-07-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

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"Gents! Shall we be disrupted,
by souls so ill-corrupted?"
"Nay!" Everyone eagerly shouts.
Sensing threat, the villain routs.

"I didn't bring the hardware!"
"I left 'ol Bessie in the truck."
"Heh... There's this fine mound,
of alley apples lying around."

WHOOSH! CRUNCH! "A hit!" WHAM!
"...'Nuther!" POW! "Oooh he's ham!"
Everyone walks up, picks up his brick,
"Well, you can’t beat that with a stick."

Posted by Dron66046 2021-07-27 00:52|| 2021-07-27 00:52|| Front Page Top

#2 "He that is without, uh, gun... uh... etc."

Posted by dat horse tho3632 2021-07-27 02:06|| 2021-07-27 02:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Bringing a brick to a gunfight?

Posted by Bubba Lover of the Faeries8843 2021-07-27 06:48|| 2021-07-27 06:48|| Front Page Top

#4 I do believe "going Biblical" will become a trend...

Posted by M. Murcek 2021-07-27 07:30|| 2021-07-27 07:30|| Front Page Top

#5 Can't say this was a bad ending for the gunman.

Posted by DarthVader 2021-07-27 08:48|| 2021-07-27 08:48|| Front Page Top

#6 Did he say "Jehova"?

Posted by Rob Crawford 2021-07-27 10:04|| 2021-07-27 10:04|| Front Page Top

#7 He just wanted to get stoned and shoot up a party. Executed plan in wrong order,

Posted by ed in texas 2021-07-27 16:48|| 2021-07-27 16:48|| Front Page Top

#8 "You never hear the brick about to hit you in the head"

Posted by Silentbrick 2021-07-27 18:52|| 2021-07-27 18:52|| Front Page Top

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