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2021-07-17 -Great Cultural Revolution

New 'Space Jam' Movie With LeBron James Sucks Big Hairy Donkey Balls

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Posted by Raj 2021-07-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [13 views ] Top

#1 -slow clap-
Bravo. Bravo.

I'm sure Bron Bron's personality and charisma will bring the Chinese into the theater by the ten millions.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-07-17 10:20|| 2021-07-17 10:20|| Front Page Top

#2 Nobody gets fired when a "prior success" just doesn't work this time -- even when it's as much a failure of execution as a failure of the material. So we're still going to see endlessly recycled old hits.

Plus, you don't need to cut anyone new into the deal. Poorly paid Korean animators or CGI crews using intellectual property the studio's owned for a century, a handful of "celebrities" famous for being famous, a script churned out by a "new talent" who will accept peanuts...

Posted by Rob Crawford 2021-07-17 11:51|| 2021-07-17 11:51|| Front Page Top

#3 Coming soon to a Wal-Mart bargain bin near you.

Posted by ed in texas 2021-07-17 18:48|| 2021-07-17 18:48|| Front Page Top

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