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2021-06-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Emergency crew rescues sex doll after mistaking it for drowning woman

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Posted by Fred 2021-06-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

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The Damsel in Distress

Posted by Jiper Shomock6839 2021-06-23 00:20|| 2021-06-23 00:20|| Front Page Top

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Its one of those articles that target rich for one liners.

It wasn't a "Happy Ending".

Well that kinda blew up in their face.

They are trying to patch things up.

Posted by NN2N1 2021-06-23 07:23|| 2021-06-23 07:23|| Front Page Top

#3 How long can she hold her breath?

Posted by Skidmark 2021-06-23 08:16|| 2021-06-23 08:16|| Front Page Top

#4 Katy Perry is having a good news week.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-06-23 10:01|| 2021-06-23 10:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Just the opposite happened here. A blow-up doll was reported to be floating in a sewage pond behind a trailer park. When maintenance men came to get it out they found a woman's body.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2021-06-23 13:07|| 2021-06-23 13:07|| Front Page Top

#6 Shroedinger's Inflatable Girl - you have to rescue her to find out if she is real or blow-up.

Also, even though we are all laughing, it was good practice for the rescue squad.

Posted by SteveS 2021-06-23 14:04|| 2021-06-23 14:04|| Front Page Top

#7 If they are doing it right, it will end up being a scarecrow for the Rookies as a CPR certification device.

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-06-23 14:28|| 2021-06-23 14:28|| Front Page Top

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