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2021-03-31 Home Front: Politix
Biden will not throw first pitch at Nationals opening day
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Posted by Fred 2021-03-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ]  Top

#1 
Subject in question has difficulty, walking, talking, reading, and defining his place at a venue.

Throw a baseball, he no longer has the coordination stand, and throw a pitch...

Next time (?), next year, Shirley you jest.
Posted by Chish Sputing6467 2021-03-31 01:07||   2021-03-31 01:07|| Front Page Top

#2 That would been a Boobtube video.

Serious given the weak mind leadership we have now. The question is WHO IS ACTUALLY RUNNING THE SHOW?
Posted by NN2N1 2021-03-31 05:13||   2021-03-31 05:13|| Front Page Top

#3 ... because they won't allow him to do it buck-nekkid?
Posted by Woozle Thinerong4697 2021-03-31 05:27||   2021-03-31 05:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Tell'em he'd be throwing a 8ball and watch him go.
Posted by swksvolFF 2021-03-31 10:32||   2021-03-31 10:32|| Front Page Top

#5 obama's first pitch was a wild blooper, Fauci's first pitch was wild and in the dirt

a long history of awful first pitches that now live forever on the internet
Posted by Lord Garth 2021-03-31 11:32||   2021-03-31 11:32|| Front Page Top

#6 Wanna watch Harris.
Posted by KBK 2021-03-31 14:53||   2021-03-31 14:53|| Front Page Top

#7 Fauci could hold him up and give him some pointers.
Posted by Bobby 2021-03-31 15:04||   2021-03-31 15:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Harris only catches things. And usually they are liquid.
Posted by Blossom Wittlesbach3196 2021-03-31 15:35||   2021-03-31 15:35|| Front Page Top

#9 Tell'em it will be for The Washington Senators. Perhaps that will ring a bell.

"Sir, you could be Joe Coleman!"

"Yeah, but I'm a little bit older than him. Aren't I?"
Posted by swksvolFF 2021-03-31 19:34||   2021-03-31 19:34|| Front Page Top

#10 Throwing a ball would be too much work for Joe. Very exhausting.
Posted by Ebbomoger Speaking for Boskone4589 2021-03-31 20:37||   2021-03-31 20:37|| Front Page Top

#11 "What press conference?"
Posted by Clem 2021-03-31 21:03||   2021-03-31 21:03|| Front Page Top

#12 My only reason to watch the only game of the season...gone.....
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2021-03-31 21:10||   2021-03-31 21:10|| Front Page Top

#13 "We look forward to welcoming President Biden to Nationals Park in the future...."

Which doesn't mean he'll throw out the first pitch.

This clown can't even walk up stairs, but they really truly seriously thought he might throw a baseball from 60 feet away and from a mound?

These people are making North Korean "news" items sound plausible.

Will he attend Army v Navy in the autumn? Will he still be....aw, never mind. Joey said he's running again in 2024. These jokes are not even funny.
Posted by Clem 2021-03-31 21:16||   2021-03-31 21:16|| Front Page Top

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