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Vt Gov Makes Schools Question Kids About Thanksgiving Plans

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Posted by Bobby 2020-11-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 "I'm going to learn about Pavel Morozov, and start reading Orwell and Solzhenitsyn"

Posted by Woozle Hitler2328 2020-11-27 00:23|| 2020-11-27 00:23|| Front Page Top

#2 If you don't Mirandize them first, any subsequent actions are invalid. Tell your kids to lawyer up. Tell your kids if they feel threatened to demand a lawyer.

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-11-27 05:21|| 2020-11-27 05:21|| Front Page Top

#3 1) Who did Gov. Scott have Thanksgiving with? Oh, you're not saying? Then neither are we.

2) This gives the kids an excellent chance to fuck with the teachers; a few of 'em will figure this out and the rest will catch right on. Release the grade-school Kraken!

Posted by Raj 2020-11-27 06:52|| 2020-11-27 06:52|| Front Page Top

#4 Show your teacher/employer/Governor you can use the term FUCK OFF! properly.

Get an A+ in Anglo Saxon.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2020-11-27 06:55|| 2020-11-27 06:55|| Front Page Top

#5 "Before we get into that, where did you spend your Thanksgiving?"

Posted by gorb 2020-11-27 07:07|| 2020-11-27 07:07|| Front Page Top

#6 I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.

Oh, wait! Does the Constitution still apply in a pandemic, Chief Justice Roberts?

Posted by Bobby 2020-11-27 07:49|| 2020-11-27 07:49|| Front Page Top

#7 Kids, try quoting Justice Gorsuch:

"Even if the Constitution has taken a holiday during this pandemic, it cannot become a sabbatical."

Or:

“We may not shelter in place when the Constitution is under attack. Things never go well when we do."

Posted by Woozle Lumplump3908 2020-11-27 08:34|| 2020-11-27 08:34|| Front Page Top

#8 The parents should tell their children to answer "None of your business!". Even if they had only the nuclear family for dinner.

Posted by Rambler in Virginia 2020-11-27 13:53|| 2020-11-27 13:53|| Front Page Top

#9 How about a little turnaround on our brownshirt teachers:
"Tell me about your Thanksgiving experience"
"You just looked at my groin, didn't you? Why are you staring at it? I'm telling my parents!"

Posted by Frank G 2020-11-27 14:58|| 2020-11-27 14:58|| Front Page Top

#10 As soon as kids get on tap school buses they learn the “middle finger”. This is a teachable moment for all parents to instruct their kids on the rare occasional appropriate use of that hand gesture.

Posted by Airandee 2020-11-27 15:45|| 2020-11-27 15:45|| Front Page Top

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