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2020-07-28 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Burglars poop make big log defecate in Bronx church after stealing $8K worth of electronics
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Posted by trailing wife 2020-07-28 16:17|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6486 views ]  Top

#1 Long ago in another lifetime when I was building houses I came into one under construction and found someone had pooped in the newly installed bathtub. Whoever did it wiped themselves with some fiberglass wall insulation. Karma.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2020-07-28 18:35||   2020-07-28 18:35|| Front Page Top

#2 That's like, what, 6 HP ink cartridges?

Deacon, I was trying to imagine that but my mind, much like preventing me from sticking a finger in the electrical outlet, is vetoing that exercise.
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-07-28 18:45||   2020-07-28 18:45|| Front Page Top

#3 More milinis with daddy/control issue psych defects.
Posted by Skidmark 2020-07-28 22:18||   2020-07-28 22:18|| Front Page Top

#4 Security cameras go in first. The kind that alert your phone with live video. And guns of course always carry one for your own protection.
Posted by jpal 2020-07-28 22:28||   2020-07-28 22:28|| Front Page Top

#5 It might have been Emus

Australian pub bans local emus after they defecate in building, steal toast
Posted by Skidmark 2020-07-28 23:41||   2020-07-28 23:41|| Front Page Top

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