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2020-07-04 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Elderly Homeowner Shoots, Kills Alleged Intruder After Breakfast

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Posted by Fred 2020-07-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Done with breakfast before 5:30. Gets home, kills crook. Day’s off to a good start.

Elderly, my ass.

Posted by KBK 2020-07-04 00:33|| 2020-07-04 00:33|| Front Page Top

#2 So Breitbart is saying this was an "alleged intruder"? It's not like the homeowner saw the punk at the bowling alley two days later.

Posted by Clem 2020-07-04 00:57|| 2020-07-04 00:57|| Front Page Top

#3 Milk the cows. Have breakfast. Kill an intruder. Feed the chickens. Farmer's work is never done.

Posted by g(r)omgoru PB 2020-07-04 03:30|| 2020-07-04 03:30|| Front Page Top

#4 I came across an intruder in my garage that "removed" the screen.

Helped himself to breakfast from the garbage can.

Bout 3550 - 400 with shaggy black hair and a brown nose.

I didn't interfere with his meal since he was polite enough to take it outside (through the other screen) to eat.

Got some great pictures on the trail cam.
Baby bear has been around this year.

Posted by AlanC 2020-07-04 08:15|| 2020-07-04 08:15|| Front Page Top

#5 ....at least it didn't set fire to the place.

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-07-04 10:44|| 2020-07-04 10:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Bet they smelled about the same tho..

Posted by Warthog 2020-07-04 10:56|| 2020-07-04 10:56|| Front Page Top

#7 Nah, I think my intruder smelled better...kind of a woodsy scent.

Made a mockery of the warning label on the Andersen windows about screens not keeping kids from falling out...I should tell them to add "or bears from climbing in".

Posted by AlanC 2020-07-04 11:23|| 2020-07-04 11:23|| Front Page Top

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