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#1 Tennis, anyone?

Posted by Bobby 2020-04-06 12:31|| 2020-04-06 12:31|| Front Page Top

#2 A bit too young?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-04-06 12:43|| 2020-04-06 12:43|| Front Page Top

#3 How many Moslems does it take to carry out a knife attack?

Three. One to wield the knife and two to yell Allan Snackbar!

Posted by gorb 2020-04-06 13:24|| 2020-04-06 13:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Knots, why do they hate us?

Posted by Menhadden Shomotle5673 2020-04-06 13:36|| 2020-04-06 13:36|| Front Page Top

#5 A bit too young?

Not to name any names, but there may be a certain Donk presidential candidate that might find her to be a bit too old.

Posted by gorb 2020-04-06 13:55|| 2020-04-06 13:55|| Front Page Top

#6 Not very effective court shoes :-)

Posted by Frank G 2020-04-06 14:01|| 2020-04-06 14:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Always so critical!

Posted by Skidmark 2020-04-06 14:46|| 2020-04-06 14:46|| Front Page Top

#8 A little humor for the day.

My Self-Isolation Quarantine Diary

Day 1 – I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 – Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 – Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 – 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 – Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 – I get to take the Garbage out. I’m So excited, I can’t decide what to wear.
Day 7 – Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 – Went to a new restaurant called “The Kitchen”. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 – I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I’m getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 – Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He’s a Web Designer.
Day 11 – Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, “What the hell do you want now?”
Day 12 – I realized why dogs get so excited about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 – If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidently touch your face.
Day 14 – Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3–1.
Day 15 – Anybody else feel like they’ve cooked dinner about 395 times this month?

Posted by JohnQC 2020-04-06 17:52|| 2020-04-06 17:52|| Front Page Top

#9 ^ Excellent. Stolen

Posted by Frank G 2020-04-06 18:23|| 2020-04-06 18:23|| Front Page Top

#10 Things are beginning to get a little testy around here as well.

Posted by jpal 2020-04-06 18:41|| 2020-04-06 18:41|| Front Page Top

#11 My new coronavirus business suit just came in. Never thought i'd see this day.

Posted by Dr. Wheat Faartz007 2020-04-06 20:11|| 2020-04-06 20:11|| Front Page Top

#12 Let's see , cute girl , rocking chair, tennis racket, .....Some assembly required.

Posted by Thaith Elmeresing6163 2020-04-06 20:41|| 2020-04-06 20:41|| Front Page Top

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