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2020-03-18 -Short Attention Span Theater-
What social distancing? Couple are 'busted having sex on a sidewalk outside a Florida hospital'
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Posted by Skidmark 2020-03-18 02:29|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6509 views ]  Top

#1 Love amid outbreak: Ann Marie Tucker, 45, and Albert Singletary, 37 couldn't maintain a social distance of 10'.

It doesn't seem like that would be a difficult task.
Posted by JohnQC 2020-03-18 08:54||   2020-03-18 08:54|| Front Page Top

#2 I KNEW I shouldn't have looked at the pics.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-03-18 08:57||   2020-03-18 08:57|| Front Page Top

#3 harder to keep your distance when you're as wide as you are tall
Posted by Lex 2020-03-18 10:26||   2020-03-18 10:26|| Front Page Top

#4 She looks like Elena Kagan on Meth
Posted by Frank G 2020-03-18 10:32||   2020-03-18 10:32|| Front Page Top

#5 The heart wants what the heart wants.

I'm a little unclear on exactly what the problem is here. Are Florida hospitals some sort of No Sex zone? Or is it a civil engineering matter where you aren't supposed to do it on a sidewalk?
Posted by SteveS 2020-03-18 12:48||   2020-03-18 12:48|| Front Page Top

#6 civil engineering? thinking there some sort of exceedence to the load limit of the sidewalk.
Posted by USN, Ret. 2020-03-18 13:08||   2020-03-18 13:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Looking at the parties involved, I'm thinking a business transaction was taking place.
Posted by Hupomock Peacock5059 2020-03-18 13:39||   2020-03-18 13:39|| Front Page Top

#8 Per HP5049's scenario, "Whadda mean 'ya mean you don't have cash!"
Posted by Mullah Richard 2020-03-18 15:55||   2020-03-18 15:55|| Front Page Top

#9 For Florida Woman, social distancing is not doing it in the back of the ambulance.
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-03-18 15:55||   2020-03-18 15:55|| Front Page Top

#10 I'm a licensed Professional Civil Engineer and I say: "Don't F*CK on the sidewalks. It scares the children and grosses out the animals"
Posted by Frank G 2020-03-18 17:16||   2020-03-18 17:16|| Front Page Top

#11 Yes,
but are you licensed in Florida?
Posted by Skidmark 2020-03-18 18:35||   2020-03-18 18:35|| Front Page Top

#12 No. We don't allow our Ped Bridges to be de-stressed with live traffic underneath - EVER
Posted by Frank G 2020-03-18 19:39||   2020-03-18 19:39|| Front Page Top

#13 ^ As I was gonna ask after your first comment, so help me, "How about on the Spruce Street Bridge?
Posted by Oscar Bluetooth4930 2020-03-18 20:21||   2020-03-18 20:21|| Front Page Top

#14 One of my favs. We've had to retension support cables periodically and replace the lead wraps on the main cables (under the support cables). Softer metal keeps the supports from abrading the main cables

Nice catch :-) . It's a bit unnerving to walk on with others bouncing along
Posted by Frank G 2020-03-18 20:50||   2020-03-18 20:50|| Front Page Top

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