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2020-02-28 Science & Technology
Applying essential oil to anus 'cures coronavirus': Iranian cleric
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Posted by KBK 2020-02-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [336102 views ]  Top

#1 Moron. Everyone knows to use Bengay.
Posted by gorb 2020-02-28 01:01||   2020-02-28 01:01|| Front Page Top

#2 beyond Bee.
speechless.
Posted by Lex 2020-02-28 01:02||   2020-02-28 01:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Little hope for a culture inextricably linked to their flatulence valve.
Posted by Besoeker 2020-02-28 01:08||   2020-02-28 01:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Bee just can't compete with this. They'd have to tone it down.
Posted by Fred 2020-02-28 01:28||   2020-02-28 01:28|| Front Page Top

#5 If iran has lots of corona virus I imagine pakistan and afghanistan must have more....
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2020-02-28 04:08||   2020-02-28 04:08|| Front Page Top

#6 Just in case humans were wondering why muzzs bend over to Mecca.

Camel Urine and Islam

From 2015. Saudi authorities close down shop selling traditional camel urine drinks… after discovering the owner had been filling the bottles with his own bodily waste.
Posted by Woodrow 2020-02-28 07:15||   2020-02-28 07:15|| Front Page Top

#7  publicly denounced Western medicine as "un-Islamic".

Of course it's unIslamic, you dipwad, it works.
Posted by AlanC 2020-02-28 07:53||   2020-02-28 07:53|| Front Page Top

#8 let me guess, it should be applied using only the tip of the Imam's holy rod. young boys should be immunized first of course.
Posted by Bob Grorong1136 2020-02-28 08:44||   2020-02-28 08:44|| Front Page Top

#9 I'd love to see this clown put two drops of clove EO (essential oil) on his bunghole -he'd burn for 1/2 an hour.

BTW, I'm pretty familiar with these things (EO's). I have one combo that basically has me walking nearly pain-free now. I had nerve damage in the right leg caused by a 17 year old basketball injury (torn ACL & MCL), and eight or nine years ago I started with acupuncture treatments, as Dr. Chan noticed my left leg was 1/2" shorter then the other one. That was a result of my body unconsciously favoring the right leg over the left leg, causing more weight to be placed on the latter. I was moving in the direction of getting better through bike riding, acupuncture and magnesium oil sprayed on the leg when I discovered EO's, the use of which started fourteen months ago. I'm now at a point where I can walk 1/2 a mile in about 11 minutes, whereas that time was more like 15 or 16 back in November.

I have also got rid of dysphagia (constricted esophagus / part thereof). The regrowing of hair shit isn't working, nor is the correction of eyesight.

The moral of the story - EO's work, but I'm skeptical of certain grandiose claims like violet bunghole virus cure.
Posted by Raj 2020-02-28 09:01||   2020-02-28 09:01|| Front Page Top

#10 Best band name ever, raj.
Posted by Grunter 2020-02-28 21:18||   2020-02-28 21:18|| Front Page Top

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