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Posted by DarthVader 2020-02-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 seminaries are apologizing to plants

??
Posted by Lex 2020-02-12 00:32||   2020-02-12 00:32|| Front Page Top

#2 That one’s real, Lex. From last September:

'Absolute theological bankruptcy': Union Theological Seminary students confess climate sins to plants
Posted by trailing wife 2020-02-12 00:57||   2020-02-12 00:57|| Front Page Top

#3 "We live in an age in which it is no longer possible to be funny. There is nothing you can imagine, no matter how ludicrous, that will not promptly be enacted before your very eyes, probably by someone well known."
Posted by SteveS 2020-02-12 01:30||   2020-02-12 01:30|| Front Page Top

#4 "Forgive me Father Gaia, for I have sinned..."
Posted by Lex 2020-02-12 02:19||   2020-02-12 02:19|| Front Page Top

#5 or is it, "Forgive me, Daphne / Myrtle / Daisy / Iris / Rose / Laurel, for I have sinned..."
Posted by Lex 2020-02-12 02:22||   2020-02-12 02:22|| Front Page Top

#6 Sobs Union to wood of the cross,
"We're terribly sad for your loss...
But orders is orders."
Intrepid reporters:
"Prez sez, 'Take it up with the Boss!'"
Posted by Unash Squank5598 2020-02-12 08:22||   2020-02-12 08:22|| Front Page Top

#7 Must have seen AOC boyfriend...
Posted by Charles 2020-02-12 09:43||   2020-02-12 09:43|| Front Page Top

#8 With an election where the likes of Bernie Sanders, Peter Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren and Joe Biden are taken seriously the truth really is stranger than fiction.
Posted by Abu Uluque 2020-02-12 12:52||   2020-02-12 12:52|| Front Page Top

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