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2020-02-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Rick and Ivy Kohn Reed learn all about searing volcanic ash and toxic gases

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Posted by Besoeker 2020-02-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 buried alive and suffered critical injuries in a New Zealand volcano eruption.

That sort of thing doesn't happen here in America because we have warning labels on our volcanoes.
DANGER - Emits toxic gases
DANGER - Hot enough to melt rock
Not for indoor use.

Posted by SteveS 2020-02-11 01:24|| 2020-02-11 01:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Volcano rejected the offering?

[Virgins are so damn hard to find these days though looking in single moms' basements for junior SJWs trolling on the net hasn't come up yet]

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-02-11 07:04|| 2020-02-11 07:04|| Front Page Top

#3 This is very likely your last warning. Gaia hates selfie-seeking, helmeted onlookers. Next time there will be ear shattering blasts of molten lava, boiling rain, and fire.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-02-11 07:57|| 2020-02-11 07:57|| Front Page Top

#4 But ... the hard hats!

Posted by gorb 2020-02-11 08:44|| 2020-02-11 08:44|| Front Page Top

#5 It's probably a low blow, but "The stupid - it burns. Literally!"

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-02-11 08:50|| 2020-02-11 08:50|| Front Page Top

#6 Shoulda worn ear muffs under the hard hats?

Posted by Lex 2020-02-11 11:11|| 2020-02-11 11:11|| Front Page Top

#7 The next year will be the hardest of our lives while we try to hike around the Sun.

Posted by Skidmark 2020-02-11 12:11|| 2020-02-11 12:11|| Front Page Top

#8 They dodged the coveted Darwin award...

Posted by 49 Pan 2020-02-11 16:47|| 2020-02-11 16:47|| Front Page Top

#9 Charles D. HardHat Award for runners-up

Posted by Lex 2020-02-11 17:00|| 2020-02-11 17:00|| Front Page Top

#10 Pompei re-enactment society, Keeping it Real!

Posted by flash91 2020-02-11 18:30|| 2020-02-11 18:30|| Front Page Top

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