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2020-02-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Band of herpes-ridden monkeys are roaming residential neighborhoods in northeast Florida after just 12 were introduced in the 1930s but reproduced at alarming rates

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Posted by Skidmark 2020-02-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [9 views ] Top

#1 "Herpes-ridden monkeys"?
Sounds like certain Bathhouse denizens...

Posted by Lex 2020-02-03 01:17|| 2020-02-03 01:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Florida monkey to join Florida man?

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-02-03 02:11|| 2020-02-03 02:11|| Front Page Top

#3 Too fast for the pythons some other Florida man introduced into the local flora and fauna?

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-02-03 06:20|| 2020-02-03 06:20|| Front Page Top

#4 "Herbie, the Love Bug", does what he or she does.

Posted by Dale 2020-02-03 07:24|| 2020-02-03 07:24|| Front Page Top

#5 FL Monkey-Man

Posted by Lex 2020-02-03 07:33|| 2020-02-03 07:33|| Front Page Top

#6 That's the kind of thing a .22 varmint round was made for.

Posted by AlanC 2020-02-03 08:04|| 2020-02-03 08:04|| Front Page Top

#7 That's the kind of thing a .22 varmint round was made for.

Exactly

Posted by DarthVader 2020-02-03 10:27|| 2020-02-03 10:27|| Front Page Top

#8 We already have open season on iguanas and they are only a nuisance due to their invasiveness. I'd say the disease vector angle is going to make monkey hunting a thing here. Soon to be followed by some smalltime Jane Goodall knockoff demanding that, like Britny Spears, we need to 'leave the monkeys alone."

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-02-03 12:34|| 2020-02-03 12:34|| Front Page Top

#9 Shoulda kept em in Atlanta

Posted by Frank G 2020-02-03 12:43|| 2020-02-03 12:43|| Front Page Top

#10 Why is it always 12 monkeys?

Posted by The peanut gallery 2020-02-03 14:01|| 2020-02-03 14:01|| Front Page Top

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