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2020-02-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2020-02-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Yesterday was gh day

Posted by Lord garth 2020-02-03 06:44|| 2020-02-03 06:44|| Front Page Top

#2 OK but did Phil's cousin Richard Gerebil see his shadow? Will we have six more weeks of Gerbil-Worming?

Posted by Lex 2020-02-03 07:02|| 2020-02-03 07:02|| Front Page Top

#3 From Barrow to Kilimanjaro,
The climate grows ever more claro!
We'll plant frangipani
In far Punxsutawney...
Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.

Posted by Pliny Thrack1851 2020-02-03 08:07|| 2020-02-03 08:07|| Front Page Top

#4 Just like yesterday. I think I saw this movie.

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-02-03 11:33|| 2020-02-03 11:33|| Front Page Top

#5 Wikipedia says: " Impartial estimates place the groundhog's accuracy between 35% and 40%."

So you better go with the opposite of the prediction.

Posted by European Conservative 2020-02-03 14:49|| 2020-02-03 14:49|| Front Page Top

#6 ^ Panda Express, and now this? My faith in the reliability of exotic furballs is crushed forever! I suppose you'll be coming for the Easter Bunny next? Santa, maybe?

Posted by Pliny Thrack1851 2020-02-03 19:16|| 2020-02-03 19:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Great Limerick

Posted by European Conservative 2020-02-03 19:35|| 2020-02-03 19:35|| Front Page Top

#8 FWIW, there is more than one groundhog festival. You may remember this incident. I don't know if it was related, but the mayor didn't run for re-election.

Posted by James 2020-02-03 20:50|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2020-02-03 20:50|| Front Page Top

#9 ^ Pretty much unforgettable, that. Felt for the groundhog, but (easy for me to say) totally worth it.

Also, blush.

Though 'twasn't exactly echt Brecht,
I hoped one might faintly detect
The tropic aroma
Myopics on soma
Might smell on the Greta Prospekt.

Posted by Pliny Thrack1851 2020-02-03 22:54|| 2020-02-03 22:54|| Front Page Top

#10 Sheesh. "Might" times two... gotta preview.

Posted by Pliny Thrack1851 2020-02-03 22:57|| 2020-02-03 22:57|| Front Page Top

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