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2020-01-23 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man attempts to register beer as his emotional support animal

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Posted by Skidmark 2020-01-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 The idea doesn't have legs.

Posted by gorb 2020-01-23 00:42|| 2020-01-23 00:42|| Front Page Top

#2 Not the Bee!

He should have gone with "These are my emotional support yeasts". They may be unicellular, but at least they are an animal.

Posted by SteveS 2020-01-23 00:46|| 2020-01-23 00:46|| Front Page Top

#3 I am not an animal. I am a human beer.

Posted by M. Murcek 2020-01-23 00:51|| 2020-01-23 00:51|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm a Lager, but I identify as an IPA

Posted by Frank G 2020-01-23 06:09|| 2020-01-23 06:09|| Front Page Top

#5 I identify as a beer; please call me Bud.

Posted by Raj 2020-01-23 07:44|| 2020-01-23 07:44|| Front Page Top

#6 You can call me (Pale) Ale

Posted by Lex 2020-01-23 07:48|| 2020-01-23 07:48|| Front Page Top

#7 My Indian name is Ten Beers.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2020-01-23 08:30|| 2020-01-23 08:30|| Front Page Top

#8 In MN, Fireball is defined as a basic human right. Seriously, it's in the state constitution.

Posted by Mercutio 2020-01-23 09:16|| 2020-01-23 09:16|| Front Page Top

#9 U.S. Moves to Let Airlines Ban Emotional-Support Animals

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-01-23 09:49|| 2020-01-23 09:49|| Front Page Top

#10 Jeez, g(r)om. What do I tell Harry, my emotional support tarantula?

Posted by Mullah Richard 2020-01-23 10:08|| 2020-01-23 10:08|| Front Page Top

#11 ^Sic transit gloria mundi.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2020-01-23 10:35|| 2020-01-23 10:35|| Front Page Top

#12 My Indian name is Ten Beers.

"There is iron in your words of Lite."

Posted by JHH 2020-01-23 13:47|| 2020-01-23 13:47|| Front Page Top

#13 ^ *SNORT*

Posted by Frank G 2020-01-23 13:55|| 2020-01-23 13:55|| Front Page Top

#14 i named my Springer Spaniel ‘Budweiser’ back in 1969. wonder how he would handle this?

Posted by USN, Ret. 2020-01-23 13:59|| 2020-01-23 13:59|| Front Page Top

#15 Not Bee !?! Still ... *Snort*

Posted by magpie 2020-01-23 14:40|| 2020-01-23 14:40|| Front Page Top

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