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2019-12-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'Rise Of Skywalker' To Introduce First Lesbian AT-AT

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Posted by DarthVader 2019-12-09 09:03|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 I used to feel sorry for Star Wars fans. Now I just accept they are derps.

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-12-09 09:24|| 2019-12-09 09:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Fine write up.

At publishing time, the film's production crew was hastily adding an AT-AT walker for every sexual orientation into the film in post.

Crikey, the Empire is going to whallop all comers.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-12-09 09:25|| 2019-12-09 09:25|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm waiting for the one where they pitch the planet where everybody seems to be from Harlem. It's the richest, most cultured planet in the Galaxy and everybody looks to them for advice and technical breakthroughs.

"The Empire is attacking planet Reggin ! May the force be with them."

Posted by Dron66046 2019-12-09 09:38|| 2019-12-09 09:38|| Front Page Top

#4 Dron, the lefty semi-humorous (not really, but trying) filmmaker John Sayles got there with "Brother From Another Planet" in 1984

Posted by Lex 2019-12-09 10:09|| 2019-12-09 10:09|| Front Page Top

#5 Parody today.
Tomorrow ?...

Posted by Nguard 2019-12-09 10:15|| 2019-12-09 10:15|| Front Page Top

#6 Brother from another planet

Is that... by Gawd ! That's the guy who played Miles Dyson in Terminator 2. Another entry in my collection of useless trivia. Thanks.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-12-09 10:57|| 2019-12-09 10:57|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm surprised they haven't just introduced a gender-fluid planet. Hire all trans actors, have them be super-stars in the force but they can't get involved until they sort out their pronouns.

Posted by rjschwarz 2019-12-09 14:57|| 2019-12-09 14:57|| Front Page Top

#8 My God.
It would be two hours of the "Who's on First?" skit cubed, but an unentertaining lecture. Meanwhile a phallic looking planet killer closes in with the speed of a Zamboni. Meanwhile, an Empire deserter struggles with the conference until the very end and has an Emmit from Lego Movie type revelation, unites the council against the Empire's toxic masculinity, and they go chop up the phallus weapon.

Posted by swksvolFF 2019-12-09 18:03|| 2019-12-09 18:03|| Front Page Top

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