Archived material Access restricted Article

Today's Front Page   View All of Wed 09/11/2019 View Tue 09/10/2019 View Mon 09/09/2019 View Sun 09/08/2019 View Sat 09/07/2019 View Fri 09/06/2019 View Thu 09/05/2019
2019-09-11 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Married man’s death during sex on business trip ruled a ‘workplace accident’
Archived material is restricted to Rantburg regulars and members. If you need access email with your nick to be added to the members list. There is no charge to join Rantburg as a member.
Posted by Fred 2019-09-11 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [10799 views ]  Top

#1 Not sex partners but friends. With [real] benefits.
Posted by Lex 2019-09-11 00:34||   2019-09-11 00:34|| Front Page Top

#2 Yea, well, nice to see Europe is not completely bonkers.
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-09-11 01:41||   2019-09-11 01:41|| Front Page Top

#3 "She was bent over his briefcase, your Honor!"
Posted by Skidmark 2019-09-11 03:01||   2019-09-11 03:01|| Front Page Top

#4 "A sexual encounter is an act of normal life like taking a shower or eating a meal," according to the Times.

Hmmm....I bathe daily and eat about three times a day. If they have sex that often, must be a lot of Frenchie three-minute men out there.
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-09-11 06:44||   2019-09-11 06:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Engineer Xavier X was found dead in his hotel room in Meung-sur-Loire shortly after having sex with a local woman he’d just met,

So in today's lurid sex crimes, we have a woman and one cow, so we need a goat sex story for the trifecta!
Posted by Raj 2019-09-11 08:01||   2019-09-11 08:01|| Front Page Top

#6 The day is still young, Raj.
Posted by Mullah Richard 2019-09-11 11:47||   2019-09-11 11:47|| Front Page Top

#7 Be careful of that for which you ask.
Posted by Skidmark 2019-09-11 13:56||   2019-09-11 13:56|| Front Page Top

#8 So -eh- who pays her fee?
Posted by CrazyFool 2019-09-11 15:03||   2019-09-11 15:03|| Front Page Top

#9 Dammit, Raj...

By the bloodspattered cow and a goat,
Les poulets were told, and I quote,
"We wuz raped! Ask la vache!"
"Mais oui! Kidnapped!" Abashed,
"Can't we finish this nice table d'hôte?"
Posted by Slolumble Flomoling4297 2019-09-11 23:38||   2019-09-11 23:38|| Front Page Top

23:48 Slolumble Flomoling4297
23:43 Vernal Hatrick
23:39 JohnQC
23:38 Slolumble Flomoling4297
23:28 JohnQC
23:20 JohnQC
23:13 Slolumble Flomoling4297
22:18 Lex
22:13 Lex
22:12 Lex
22:02 Lex
21:58 Lex
21:44 chris
21:34 Vinegar Protector of the Slytherins7734
21:33 jpal
21:28 Vinegar Protector of the Slytherins7734
21:25 Vinegar Protector of the Slytherins7734
21:07 Slolumble Flomoling4297
20:29 Slolumble Flomoling4297
20:11 Whiskey Mike
20:03 Slolumble Flomoling4297
19:58 ruprecht
19:57 trailing wife
19:51 Skidmark

Search WWW Search