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2019-09-02 -Lurid Crime Tales-

CBP Seizes $2.9 Million Worth Of Crystal Meth In Texas

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Posted by Fred 2019-09-02 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10326 views ] Top
File under: Narcos

#1 Sung to "Yellow Rose..."

Dey some KrystalMeth in Tejas
Dat I'm a-gonna sco'
No other fellow knows it
No other, she mah ho'

It cried so when I used her
It like to broke my heart
And if I ever find her
We never more will part

It's the sweetest brick of color
This homey ever knew
Its crystals bright as diamonds
They sparkle like the dew

You may talk about your dearest E
And sing of Angel PCP
But the KrystalMeth of Tejas
Be the only bitch for me

Where the Rio Grande is flowing
And the coyotes not so bright
They scurry cross the river
In the quiet summer night

She thinks if I remember
When we parted long ago
I promised to come back again
And never leave her so

Oh now I'm a-gon' find her
Fo' my heart is full of woe
And we'll sing the song together
Dat we sang so long ago

We gon' play dat iPad gaily
And we be like, sing dat song of yo'
And the KrystalMeth of Tejas
Gon' be mine fo' ever mo'

Posted by Lex 2019-09-02 00:42|| 2019-09-02 00:42|| Front Page Top

#2 I actually heard it in my head, then imagined how the music video would go. With a brown toothed Britney Spears this time.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-09-02 10:55|| 2019-09-02 10:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Sat one time on the San Diego Trolley across from a couple of meth freaks. Maybe I've led a sheltered life but that was about the scariest thing I've ever seen. No joke, they really were the Walking Dead. But hey, Nancy needs her cut.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-09-02 11:47|| 2019-09-02 11:47|| Front Page Top

#4 Bravo, Lex!

Posted by trailing wife 2019-09-02 12:01|| 2019-09-02 12:01|| Front Page Top

#5 Hey it's the really one of the three reasons dems support open borders: drug trade money, cheap labor, and beholden new voters.

Posted by anymouse 2019-09-02 14:35|| 2019-09-02 14:35|| Front Page Top

#6 #5,
A recent labor department survey showed some of the cheap labor was used to expand and maintain security fences surrounding castles and acreage of open border dim-o-cratz.

Posted by Roger Smith 2019-09-02 15:17|| 2019-09-02 15:17|| Front Page Top

#7 That meth was trying to immigrate! It's rayciss to stop brown drugs from crossing the border!

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-09-02 17:30|| 2019-09-02 17:30|| Front Page Top

#8 It's rayciss to stop brown drugs from crossing the border!

China White Supremacy

Posted by SteveS 2019-09-02 21:59|| 2019-09-02 21:59|| Front Page Top

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