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2019-08-26 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Hasbro Toy Company Purchases Death Row Records

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Posted by charger 2019-08-26 00:00|| || Front Page|| [16 views ] Top

#1 Suge Knight will be in the pen for a long time. He has been shot so many times (6 times during one of many instances) prison will keep him alive longer.

Co-Founder Michael Harris supposedly got out of prison this month.

Death Row artist 2Pac (shot in the groin once so followers started calling him 1Pac) eventially got wasted.

How all of this ties in to "family values", I have NO idea! eOne paid $248 Miĺlion for Death Row and Has"bro" just paid eOne $4 Billion. Death Row has been out of business for YEARS.

Posted by Varmint Splat1454 2019-08-26 03:10|| 2019-08-26 03:10|| Front Page Top

#2 It's a Cobra conspiracy.

Are GI Joe still sold in the US ? I remember my cousin stealing my Flint for shotgun weddings with her sexless Barbies.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-08-26 05:39|| 2019-08-26 05:39|| Front Page Top

#3 How all of this ties in to "family values", I have NO idea!

Different family.
Diff'rent val-youse.

Posted by Lex 2019-08-26 06:39|| 2019-08-26 06:39|| Front Page Top

#4 Not the Bee? Really?

Posted by SteveS 2019-08-26 11:36|| 2019-08-26 11:36|| Front Page Top

#5 Are GI Joe still sold in the US ?

Amazon listings for GI Joe “action figures” for Dron64066.

Posted by trailing wife 2019-08-26 12:18|| 2019-08-26 12:18|| Front Page Top

#6 GI Joes have been somewhat displaced by other 12" action figures on the collector level.

Posted by Procopius2k 2019-08-26 12:42|| 2019-08-26 12:42|| Front Page Top

#7 Thanks, TW.

Wowww... ! I remember the smell of toyshops. Running to the latest arrivals. Shit... I look at my hands, too big to play with 'em now. Sniff... [closes Amazon] I know I'm gonna have one of those dreams now.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-08-26 20:15|| 2019-08-26 20:15|| Front Page Top

#8 Thanks, P2k. Maybe I could buy one of these 12 inch guys. Have someone stitch an Indian uniform for 'im. Use as a voodoo doll for some idiots I know.

'This morning I feel compelled to resign my commission, Mr. President.'

[rubs hands with glee, re-opens Amazon]

Posted by Dron66046 2019-08-26 20:21|| 2019-08-26 20:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Not the Bee? Really?

Yeah, this was a tough one for me, too.

I get really confused by these lowlifes who think that noise = music and "stupid" = clever and "fat" = dazzling.

Just not hip, I guess.
er, hep. ah, hup.

Posted by Lex 2019-08-26 21:44|| 2019-08-26 21:44|| Front Page Top

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