gunSafe

AI assisted hardware locks for assault weapons. Give your weapon that conscience it lacked ! New bio-index scanner reads the visual before the weapons front and runs it through racial, flesh tint and bone structure subroutines in seconds. The weapons helplessly buzzes instead of firing on 'untouchables'.

There are multiple settings, and more themes can be downloaded from the international gunSafe™ user community. Choose African-American, to preserve the underprivileged life of any person of color in your line of fire. An LGBT setting recognizes 120 styles of overreaction and exaggerated expressions, with a checkbox for 'Ultra-Safe' that simply passes on anything with excessive make-up as safe and is also easier on the dual-core processor running at 2.4 GHz.

Approved by the DNC and one or two inconsequential Republicans, the modification has found huge favor with the American public. With historic guilt and homophobo-phobia currently paramount in public consciousness, the gunSafe™ mod is the one thing that unites most Americans with its uniquely selective and partial safety features.

Annie F. Oakley, mother of three, homeowner, who is recuperating after being robbed and beaten by underprivileged youths has this to say :

"It's true ! It absolutely does not fire."

Frank Autry, serving time for protecting his home in Chicago with a lethal weapon says :

"I now wish we'd a had this #$@&% thing before."

Give your Gun a politically correct conscience... with gunSafe™