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2019-06-16 -Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Humans Have Started Growing Spikes In The Back Of Their Skulls Because We Use Smartphones So Much
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Posted by Fred 2019-06-16 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6470 views ]  Top

#1 I guessed The Bee - I was wrong. Word to my brother Herb!
Posted by Raj 2019-06-16 00:41||   2019-06-16 00:41|| Front Page Top

#2 "Yes ! And one day they'll pop out of our heads, cracking them open !"
- Climate Change Scientist
Posted by Dron66046 2019-06-16 02:33||   2019-06-16 02:33|| Front Page Top

#3 David Shahar, a health scientist at the University of The Sunshine Coast, Australia, told that in the last decade of his 20 year career he has noticed more patients have the protrusion

Could it be that he's just been treating a lot of aborigines lately ?
Posted by Dron66046 2019-06-16 02:36||   2019-06-16 02:36|| Front Page Top

#4 Horsepoop. My Neanderthal cousins had one and they didn't have smart phones. Or maybe they did . . . .
Posted by gorb 2019-06-16 03:00||   2019-06-16 03:00|| Front Page Top

#5 I thought it might have been the Spandex.
Posted by Besoeker 2019-06-16 04:46||   2019-06-16 04:46|| Front Page Top

#6 Makes about as much sense as pants causing tailbone growth. File under, "if you want attention make up shit".

Skeletal System Diagrams
Posted by Woodrow 2019-06-16 07:01||   2019-06-16 07:01|| Front Page Top

#7 Dunno. Always thought a sagittal crest would be kind of cool.
Posted by Mercutio 2019-06-16 08:10||   2019-06-16 08:10|| Front Page Top

#8 A new trend in chinese head binding predict do I
Posted by Caesar Angeamp7120 2019-06-16 08:40||   2019-06-16 08:40|| Front Page Top

#9 Did they correlate what political spectrum the subjects embraced?
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-06-16 08:42||   2019-06-16 08:42|| Front Page Top

#10 Someone call the Ancient Alien dude Giorgio.. pointy heads were all the rage back in ancient Egypt.
Posted by Warthog 2019-06-16 08:59||   2019-06-16 08:59|| Front Page Top

#11 Well, horsepuckey! I was hoping this was about growing horns out of the skull.
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2019-06-16 12:04||   2019-06-16 12:04|| Front Page Top

#12 Saggital Crests aren't all they're cracked up to be. My Aunt Edna had one before the Ice Chest People took her.
Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2019-06-16 15:04||   2019-06-16 15:04|| Front Page Top

#13 I found this article and interestingly, it seems that the sagittal crest indicate strong jaw muscles, implying that talking a lot cause the crest, not the radiation.

Excerpt from the article (link above):

"A sagittal crest is a ridge of bone running lengthwise along the midline of the top of the skull (at the sagittal suture) of many mammalian and reptilian skulls, among others. The presence of this ridge of bone indicates that there are exceptionally strong jaw muscles."

Bottom line, "Shut up and put the phone away!"
Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2019-06-16 16:07||   2019-06-16 16:07|| Front Page Top

#14 Few people, particularly young people, actually talk on the phone. They just read and poke it.
Posted by KBK 2019-06-16 16:25||   2019-06-16 16:25|| Front Page Top

#15 ...hoping a small particle of food will drop out?
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-06-16 17:06||   2019-06-16 17:06|| Front Page Top

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