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2019-06-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Nurse says 2 women were hospitalized this week after trying to use a VACUUM hose to end their periods Seattle
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Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-07 08:27|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6475 views ]  Top

#1 Ladies don't vacuum your lady parts.

The news seems to have a vacuum cleaner fetish today.
Posted by JohnQC 2019-06-07 09:11||   2019-06-07 09:11|| Front Page Top

#2 Don't stick a running vacuum in you, and don't stick parts of you in a running vacuum either.

Posted by DarthVader 2019-06-07 10:04||   2019-06-07 10:04|| Front Page Top

#3 The news seems to have a vacuum cleaner fetish today.

Life sucks.
Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-07 10:08||   2019-06-07 10:08|| Front Page Top

#4 Hoover follies ?
Posted by Besoeker 2019-06-07 11:27||   2019-06-07 11:27|| Front Page Top

#5 Good idea fairy

I know, we'll vacuum it out! Gah, its so obvious; why has nobody thought of this before? We must be geniuses.
Posted by swksvolFF 2019-06-07 15:40||   2019-06-07 15:40|| Front Page Top

#6 why has nobody thought of this before?

Check adolescent boys.
Posted by Skidmark 2019-06-07 16:49||   2019-06-07 16:49|| Front Page Top

#7 Nature abhors a vacuum. Dogs don't seem to like them either.
Posted by SteveS 2019-06-07 16:58||   2019-06-07 16:58|| Front Page Top

#8 Yeah adolescent boys...gagh, not looking forward to it.
Posted by swksvolFF 2019-06-07 18:13||   2019-06-07 18:13|| Front Page Top

#9 "So-called 'Menstrual Extraction' was first described by feminist activists Lorraine Rothman and Carol Downer in the 1970s as a way to perform an at-home abortion before Roe v Wade.

They described how to construct a contraption - called a Del Em - using a syringe, a cannula, a speculum, and a jar.

Once abortions became legal across the US, 'ME' was largely sidelined.

But as Mic reported in 2016, it has seen a resurgence in popularity, this time being pitched as a method to end periods early."

Re-purposing can be a beautiful thing...but not in this case.
Posted by Anomalous Sources 2019-06-07 21:55||   2019-06-07 21:55|| Front Page Top

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