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2019-04-19 Home Front: Culture Wars
My Simple, Effective Comprehensive Illegal Immigration Reform Plan
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Posted by g(r)omgoru 2019-04-19 12:45|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [6479 views ]  Top

#1 My simple effective plan:
1. Seal the border, walls, mines, automated death machines, etc.
2. Deport illegals after taking enough biometric data to ensure we can identify them specifically if caught again.
3. Any illegal who is convicted of a violent felony will be executed. Same with any illegal we catch a second time.
4. Anyone hiring, aiding or abetting will be convicted of aiding and abetting foreign invasion of America and will be hung by the neck until dead in PUBLIC. This is includes passage of sanctuary laws. (We will allow six months for repeals to be done.)
5. Tell these foreign nations that ANY of their citizens we catch will result in annexation of 1 sq mile of their country. We choose which. Or they can pay a $1 million dollar fine in cash, gold, oil or rare earths.
6. Any country suggesting to their citizens to come here illegally or allowing these caravans to pass through will be considered to have committed an act of war. Immediate response will be USAF and USN aircraft eliminating power stations, water supplies, POL facilities, and airports/train/maritime facilities.

No mercy, no compassion and no tolerance. It's all gone by 30+ years of these people grinding it out of me.
Posted by Silentbrick 2019-04-19 13:40||   2019-04-19 13:40|| Front Page Top

#2 ^^^^^

Hear, hear!!!
Posted by Abu Uluque 2019-04-19 13:50||   2019-04-19 13:50|| Front Page Top

#3 My simple plan:
1. If you hire an illegal your company will be fined an insane amount of money. If you hire more than 10 you risk prison as well (applies to Executives and HR Personal).
2. If you enter the USA in any way that could be called "human trafficking" you get life without possibility of parole.

The rest will sort itself out. This leaves the drug question open. My solution doesn't have a simple pat answer to that, yet.
Posted by rschwarz 2019-04-19 14:58||   2019-04-19 14:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Hit them where it hurts - announce a nationwide reapplication for all public benefits, to be done over a one year period. In order to receive those benefits, you must provide proof of US citizenship, or you don't get jack shit. I bet there would be a lot of self-deporting resulting from that.

I also like the thought of a lot of Terminators patrolling the border yelling 'I'll be back' as they cut illegals down with a hailstorm of M-60 rounds.
Posted by Raj 2019-04-19 15:23||   2019-04-19 15:23|| Front Page Top

#5 I prefer spider bots with flamethrowers and Mark 19's.
Posted by Silentbrick 2019-04-19 16:03||   2019-04-19 16:03|| Front Page Top

#6 You will see how quickly they self repatriate when the civil war starts and all those freebies disappear. The Left can't help itself, its in it nature.
Posted by P2kontheroad 2019-04-19 17:48||   2019-04-19 17:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Simple - stop treating them as immigrants but as border violators and simply deport them. *NO* access to immigration courts, no asylum processing *especially* if you cross another country to get here.

First deportation by train or truck; second by catapult.
Posted by CrazyFool 2019-04-19 19:45||   2019-04-19 19:45|| Front Page Top

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