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2019-04-07 -Lurid Crime Tales-

South Africa: Poacher killed by elephant then eaten by lions

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Posted by Besoeker 2019-04-07 05:24|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 ...As a dear friend of mine put it regarding this story, "Karma's a b!tch. Then she eats you."

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2019-04-07 07:56|| 2019-04-07 07:56|| Front Page Top

#2 The lion’s name is Karma? ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2019-04-07 09:04|| 2019-04-07 09:04|| Front Page Top

#3 Not a fan of sweetbreads apparently.

Posted by Skidmark 2019-04-07 09:14|| 2019-04-07 09:14|| Front Page Top

#4 Sometimes you get the $(ASSORTED_ANIMALS), sometimes the $(ASSORTED_ANIMALS) get you.

Posted by Blossom Theating6051 2019-04-07 09:23|| 2019-04-07 09:23|| Front Page Top

#5 "Sorry for your loss, Ma'am. This bag of lion scat appears to be most of your son"

Posted by Frank G 2019-04-07 09:51|| 2019-04-07 09:51|| Front Page Top

#6 Did the hunted Elephant win some human made hands?

/Larry Niven Bandersnatch for those who didnt get the reference.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2019-04-07 10:05|| 2019-04-07 10:05|| Front Page Top

#7 The part where the poacher gets pooped out and birds pick at it is the best...

Posted by M. Murcek 2019-04-07 13:46|| 2019-04-07 13:46|| Front Page Top

#8 The glorious circle of life.

Posted by DarthVader 2019-04-07 14:21|| 2019-04-07 14:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Ma Nature is not a coffee table book, ya know.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2019-04-07 14:28|| 2019-04-07 14:28|| Front Page Top

#10 And then monkeys flung about the lion's poop.

Some people... Dust thou art but unto shit thou shalt return.

Posted by Dron66046 2019-04-07 21:20|| 2019-04-07 21:20|| Front Page Top

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