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2018-04-20 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Louisiana homeowner finds naked intruder in her tub, eating Cheetos

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Posted by Fred 2018-04-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 How do you half eat a Cheeto?

Ummm... first ya suck off dat ernge stuff, then ya crunch the object itself? Of course I'm just guessing. Also, I coulda sworn that the term "chee-wee dreads" (or variant spelling thereof) went national back in the '90s? Looks like maybe not.

Posted by Omolugum Whomoger7285 2018-04-20 07:45|| 2018-04-20 07:45|| Front Page Top

#2 property damage charges.

You ever try to get that orange stuff off the grout? That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by AlanC 2018-04-20 07:59|| 2018-04-20 07:59|| Front Page Top

#3 Wet Cheetos just doesn't make it as a good tasty junk food.

Posted by JohnQC 2018-04-20 09:11|| 2018-04-20 09:11|| Front Page Top

#4 Cheetos can't buy advertising like this!

Posted by Raj 2018-04-20 09:21|| 2018-04-20 09:21|| Front Page Top

#5 Of course you have to wash up after eating Cheetos, or you could end up looking like Donald Trump's hair.

Posted by ed in texas 2018-04-20 10:00|| 2018-04-20 10:00|| Front Page Top

#6 "Nola" is the Florida of Louisiana.

Posted by Thing From Snowy Mountain 2018-04-20 10:09|| 2018-04-20 10:09|| Front Page Top

#7 Wet Cheetos just doesn't make it as a good tasty junk food.

This is why civilized people eat Cheetos on the couch and not in the bathtub.

Posted by SteveS 2018-04-20 10:48|| 2018-04-20 10:48|| Front Page Top

#8 Finally, Hillary has a hobby!

Posted by Woodrow 2018-04-20 14:51|| 2018-04-20 14:51|| Front Page Top

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