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2017-03-19 Africa Horn

Turkey will open military base in Somalia in April

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Posted by Steve White 2017-03-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top
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#1 First it was Black Hawk down now the second installment in the thrilling Escape from Somalia series Black Turkey Down the opening scene if you can picture this is a bunch of the Oz'z flying monkey soldiers in Turkish military uniforms getting arse raped by pirates with phuck nato fist rings driving donated stretched mercedes benzs with chandeliers on the hoods! Of course the movie will be as realistic and truthful as the Bhenghazi we by weapons by the truck load butt can't defend ourselves scenario! The best advisors from all intel groups are hard at work in HollyWood planning a September 11th release date! The list of stars include monkeys from numerous zoos some gorillas and assorted Nato important types and the Grand OZ of Turkey as himself! The crew from Black Hawk Down gets rescued by the OZ's troops only to find out that they will be sold into servitude to train child armies in Africa or China and their energy companies! Lots of plot twists folks it is a must see!

Posted by Crinegum Ulaigum2776 2017-03-19 22:01|| 2017-03-19 22:01|| Front Page Top

#2 The dinner scene with pork stuffed gourds while they all eat naked wearing pink flip flops is the love scene !

Posted by Crinegum Ulaigum2776 2017-03-19 22:03|| 2017-03-19 22:03|| Front Page Top

#3 You are newc's learnbot and I claim my five pounds!

Posted by Slusosh Wittlesbach3911 2017-03-19 23:57|| 2017-03-19 23:57|| Front Page Top

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