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2013-12-12 Africa North

Egyptians disguised as women caught in Beida

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Posted by Fred 2013-12-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views ] Top
File under: Arab Spring

#1 Sodomy, dressing up as women... ya know, Islam is a lot more fun than they let on.

Posted by SteveS 2013-12-12 00:16|| 2013-12-12 00:16|| Front Page Top

#2 Just so it wasn't women disguised as Egyptians. In other news, the Egyptian national anthem is still Bilady, Bilady, Bilady. But what the hell.

tap tap tap

maestosissimo, like Handel doing Verdi

We love you, big Egypt
Of the Nile, you're the jewel
The weather is gorgeous
If you think hot is cool
We pity the Hebrews
Who mess with our fuul
Our hearts are true to you
So please don't be cruel!

We're one half Mohammed
And one half Abdul
So Cairo ain't Paris
It sure beats Kabul
Our bigshots have milked dry
The cattle they rule
We're yours, great big Egypt,
So push in our stool!

A plow made of wood
Is the national tool
All the neat stuff we have
Makes those joo bastids drool
Our national mascot
Is a ghoul wrapped in tulle
Okay, so it's linen --
I'll throw in a mule!

Meh. Gut nuthin but insomnia.

Posted by Zenobia Floger6220 2013-12-12 04:21|| 2013-12-12 04:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Eight Egyptian men, caught in Beida dressed in women's black abayas and face veils, are being questioned as to their real motives in being in Libya.

"we was looking for husbands"

Posted by Frank G 2013-12-12 07:59|| 2013-12-12 07:59|| Front Page Top

#4 They got lost on their way to Bourbon Street on Labor Day.

Posted by Glenmore 2013-12-12 08:05|| 2013-12-12 08:05|| Front Page Top

#5 members of his battalion became suspicious about the unaccompanied veiled women travelling together

"What made you suspicious?"

"Dere ankles wuz shaved!"

Posted by Pappy 2013-12-12 10:05|| 2013-12-12 10:05|| Front Page Top

#6 Hell now I need a fainting couch.

Posted by Shipman 2013-12-12 17:36|| 2013-12-12 17:36|| Front Page Top

#7 "OK mister, the game is up. Hey...is that a bomb in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

"Yes Officer."

Posted by swksvolFF 2013-12-12 18:22|| 2013-12-12 18:22|| Front Page Top

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