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2011-05-22 India-Pakistan

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Posted by tipper 2011-05-22 09:16|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ] Top

#1 We're going to hurt ourselves and it's ALL YOUR FAULT!

Posted by gromky 2011-05-22 09:33|| 2011-05-22 09:33|| Front Page Top

#2 Sounds good, move the funds to those who need it.

Posted by Angimp Glavise7223 2011-05-22 09:37|| 2011-05-22 09:37|| Front Page Top

#3 "We have cancelled six MOUs (memorandums of understanding) with the United States in the fields of health, education and solid waste management,"

Okaaay, I understand you are going to ignorantly wallow in your own shit to spite US...lets bring those dollars home then, if you insist.

Posted by Lumpy Elmoluck5091 2011-05-22 09:55|| 2011-05-22 09:55|| Front Page Top

#4 It worked for Sheriff Bart in 'Blazing Saddles'....

Posted by Glenmore 2011-05-22 10:23|| 2011-05-22 10:23|| Front Page Top

#5 Those 'off shore' bankers are going to have to cut back with the loss of the usual graft redirection and skimming.

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-05-22 11:16|| 2011-05-22 11:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Only 6?

Posted by Perfesser 2011-05-22 12:56|| 2011-05-22 12:56|| Front Page Top

#7 Following the usual rules of budgeting, if you don't use any budgeted monies this year, you get next year's budget reduced by that amount.

I would add a doubler for stupidity.

Posted by Mike Ramsey 2011-05-22 12:58|| 2011-05-22 12:58|| Front Page Top

#8 We should hurry up and give that aid money to India before they change their minds.

Posted by AuburnTom 2011-05-22 13:31|| 2011-05-22 13:31|| Front Page Top

#9 Glenmore:
BLAZING SADDLES:
[the Johnsons load their guns and point them at Bart. Bart then points his own pistol at his head]
Bart: [low voice] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it!
Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing.
Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!
Bart: [low voice] Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town!
Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's desp'it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!
[Townspeople drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his (own) neck and drags himself through the crowd towards the station]
Harriet Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?
Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet! That's a sure way to get him killed!
Bart: [high-pitched voice] Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me!
Bart: [low voice] Shut up!
[Bart places his hand over his own mouth, then drags himself through the door into his office]
Bart: Ooh, baby, you are so talented!
[looks into the camera]
Bart: And they are so *dumb*!

Posted by Slaiger Thud5140 2011-05-22 14:55|| 2011-05-22 14:55|| Front Page Top

#10 "Have you ever seen such cruelty".

"Lets get 'em, Girlz"!

Before the AFLAC DUCK, there was HARVEY KORMAN + "THE [Bath/Toy]DUCK"!

* ION WAFF > CHINA FINALLY TAKES OVER NAVAL STRATEGIC PORT OF GWADAR, once PAK's agreement wid the managing Singapore Port Authority expires.

NET POSTERS = bad news for the US = US-NATO, as PAK can also stop/halt access to VITAL OVERLAND SUPPLY ROUTES, US WILL HAVE TO PAY $$$ COSTS TO FLY IN BULK OR ALL OF ITS SUPPLIES FOR THE TROOPS.

versus

* CHINESE MILITARY FORUM > [GEN. CHEN BINGDE = US visit] CHINA: TIME TO ATTACK SOMALI PIRATES, ala PLA agz Pirate home = land, shore bases at their source in Somalia.

* SAME > VIETNAM SAYS [fishing] SAILORS SHOT AT IN SOUTH CHINA SEA [Spratlys], by shooters wearing PHILIPPINES-MILITARY UNIFORMS although its NOT clear at this time iff the same were actually Filipino.

Manila is denying the incident pending further investigation.

* PAKISTANI DEFENCE FORUM > [India] KARWAR TO BECOME LARGEST DEFENCE ZONE IN ASIA.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-05-23 00:09|| 2011-05-23 00:09|| Front Page Top

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