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2010-10-25 Britain

Ozzy Osbourne the Caveman: Rockers DNA linked to stone age

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Posted by tipper 2010-10-25 02:03|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

#1 Question is, is he or the caveman more coherent?

Drinking to excess, so easy a caveman could do it?

Posted by OldSpook 2010-10-25 08:17|| 2010-10-25 08:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Drinking to excess, so easy a caveman could do it?

Beer is a very efficient way to absorb a large amount of calories, and the Neanderthals apparently required more than twice the caloric intake of Homo sapiens sapiens. Under the circumstances, it would be useful that it took quite a lot of alcohol to become drunk. Someone like me would have starved in the midst of plenty, as I lay in an alcohol-induced coma while the rest of the tribe continued ingesting their alcoholic fuel.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-10-25 08:39|| 2010-10-25 08:39|| Front Page Top

#3 The man was also is what many would call a swinger.
He would then be a chimp off the old block or he may let the chimps fall where they lay. He certainly has a chimp on his shoulder.

Posted by Dale 2010-10-25 09:02|| 2010-10-25 09:02|| Front Page Top

#4 There are stories of various species of monkeys and apes seeking out the possibility to get drunk. Perhaps it's not just in Mr. Osbourne's genes.

Posted by trailing wife 2010-10-25 10:56|| 2010-10-25 10:56|| Front Page Top

#5 ...if the Neanderthals could get laid, there's hope for us all.

That's my Ozzy.

Posted by DarthVader 2010-10-25 11:30|| 2010-10-25 11:30|| Front Page Top

#6 This is news?

Posted by Mike 2010-10-25 15:42|| 2010-10-25 15:42|| Front Page Top

#7 YAY, ALL MUST KNEEL BEFORE THE GREAT GOD OF OZZ!

OZ-Z-Z-Z-I-E [ior Ron Jeremy].....WE'RE NOT WORTHY, WE'RE NOT WORTHY!

That is all.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2010-10-25 19:02|| 2010-10-25 19:02|| Front Page Top

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