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2010-05-15 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

Iranian Cleric Defends Earthquake-Promiscuity Link

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Posted by Fred 2010-05-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top
File under: Govt of Iran

#1 The drunk riding the bus kept throwing little pieces of paper out the window. The lady sitting beside him asked him why he was doing this.

"It scares away the elephants," he answered.

"But I don't see any elephants," the curious lady replied.

"Works good, doesn't it?" said the drunk.

Posted by gorb 2010-05-15 00:37|| 2010-05-15 00:37|| Front Page Top

#2 I think the best bet is to turn this around on him. Say that if he is disproven, he will be unable to prove that he has never had sex with swine.

Posted by Anonymoose 2010-05-15 08:08|| 2010-05-15 08:08|| Front Page Top

#3 if islamic countries experience a larger number of earthquakes and storms than democratic countries and since "God may be holding off on natural disasters in the West", then if follows that islam causes earthquakes.

Posted by Swanimote 2010-05-15 10:12|| 2010-05-15 10:12|| Front Page Top

#4 rats. ... then it follows that islam causes earthquakes.

Posted by Swanimote 2010-05-15 10:14|| 2010-05-15 10:14|| Front Page Top

#5 Boobquake!

Posted by DMFD 2010-05-15 10:34|| 2010-05-15 10:34|| Front Page Top

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