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2010-02-20 Home Front: WoT
Kim Kardashian nails on-duty Air Marshal on plane flight
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Posted by gorb 2010-02-20 01:17|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ]  Top

#1 Hey gorb! Tell your headline writer that the word "nails" generally means sex. I looked real hard in your article for information that a sexual liaison between KK and the sky cop had occurred, but found none. Not even a hint of a hand job beneath a rental blanket. "Nails" is so wrong, and KK has more virtue than that, being from Joisey Shore.

/exits, taking face to body shop to get it straightened/
Posted by Rivrdog  2010-02-20 04:01|| http://rivrdog.typepad.com  2010-02-20 04:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Uh, um, I'm with the band? Uh, I'm this flights Air Marshal? You're a very big girl? Wanna see my badge? Social networking huh? Stream this? Wanna see my ........? Ooopsey, am I in First Class? My television went South in '01. Are you kidding me? I don't have a cover for tech to blow. ;~)
Posted by Last Breath Farm Resident 2010-02-20 04:54||   2010-02-20 04:54|| Front Page Top

#3 If I read a story about Kim, Paris, etc., I can feel the IQ points drain out of my head.
Posted by Mizzou Mafia 2010-02-20 05:41||   2010-02-20 05:41|| Front Page Top

#4 Kardashian "So Mr. Air Marshal, Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

Air Marshal "Both"
Posted by Whirong Speaking for Boskone8981 2010-02-20 07:18||   2010-02-20 07:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Napolitano thinks the system is working because if she had tried to strike up a conversation with the marshal, he would have asked the cabin crew either for a different seat or a parachute. Or at least dark glasses.
Posted by Matt 2010-02-20 09:16||   2010-02-20 09:16|| Front Page Top

#6 At first I was curious, then perplexed, then disgusted, and so ends my interest in the Kardashian sluts.
Posted by Cyber Sarge 2010-02-20 09:27||   2010-02-20 09:27|| Front Page Top

#7 Who's Kim Kardashian? And why would anyone care?
Posted by Glenmore 2010-02-20 10:35||   2010-02-20 10:35|| Front Page Top

#8 She puts her boobs in front of a camera lens.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2010-02-20 10:39||   2010-02-20 10:39|| Front Page Top

#9 Who?

And who cares?
Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2010-02-20 12:15||   2010-02-20 12:15|| Front Page Top

#10 Hey gorb! Tell your headline writer . . .

I already fired him. ;-)
Posted by gorb 2010-02-20 12:18||   2010-02-20 12:18|| Front Page Top

#11 Sure, baby, I'm an air marshall. But my fulltime job is...Batman! And my hobbies are putting out oil well fires and finding sunken pirate treasure
How about later when things calm down a little you put your head in my lap and show me what you're good at?
Posted by tu3031 2010-02-20 12:21||   2010-02-20 12:21|| Front Page Top

#12 Glen, they're the bad guys on deep space nine.
Posted by swksvolFF 2010-02-20 18:42||   2010-02-20 18:42|| Front Page Top

#13 Of course it's also possible some guy was yanking her chain. I understand some guys will lie to impress a girl.
Posted by rjschwarz 2010-02-20 21:29||   2010-02-20 21:29|| Front Page Top

#14 I have found that spelling is important.

Apparently, after wardrobe, a Cardassian contains a greater organic to inorganic percentage body mass, less makeup, and can act.

A Kardashian is responsible for multiple acts of reality tv seasons, including numerous assaults by proxy via the Ray J group.
Posted by swksvolFF 2010-02-20 22:15||   2010-02-20 22:15|| Front Page Top

#15 Definitely a candidate for the Snark O' the Day, swksvolFF.
Posted by lotp 2010-02-20 23:04||   2010-02-20 23:04|| Front Page Top

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