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2009-06-24 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Perez Hilton calls Black Eyed Peas singer a faggot, gets a bust in the mush, bitches, moans

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Posted by Fred 2009-06-24 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 "Won't someone tell me the number to 911? I mean, like, really, I am bleeding."
Una Maroon

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2009-06-24 00:36|| 2009-06-24 00:36|| Front Page Top

#2 It would have been funnier if that Ms. California gal clocked him, but this works too. If you say offensive things, people will take offense.

Posted by SteveS 2009-06-24 00:48|| 2009-06-24 00:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Did Lady Gaga turn around and deck the guy with one punch?

Posted by gorb 2009-06-24 01:56|| 2009-06-24 01:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Wotta Attention-whore.

This man does for gays what hitler did for the "good" germans.

Posted by O 2009-06-24 01:58|| 2009-06-24 01:58|| Front Page Top

#5 This guy is so removed from reality he calls on Twitter readers to help him after being assaulted.

There has to be a psychological condition of some sort involved here.

Posted by Mike N. 2009-06-24 02:58|| 2009-06-24 02:58|| Front Page Top

#6 I think it's funny that he claimed to get punched in the face "from behind". I guess his face is on the back of his head?

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2009-06-24 04:13|| 2009-06-24 04:13|| Front Page Top

#7 Ithink it's funny that he claimed to get punched in the face "from behind".

OMG hes like toadally the roman god janus LOL

Posted by Mike 2009-06-24 06:47|| 2009-06-24 06:47|| Front Page Top

#8 Ok, like, he was so totally upset, you know, that he just couldn't concentrate on precisely where he got punched.

Besides, he had to go post something on YouTube first before he filed a police report. Duh.

Posted by Cornsilk Blondie 2009-06-24 07:53|| 2009-06-24 07:53|| Front Page Top

#9 ♫~~Paris~~ Perez has a crush.♫

Posted by ed 2009-06-24 07:57|| 2009-06-24 07:57|| Front Page Top

#10 Seems he got exactly what he deserved. Couldn't happen to a nicer dipshit either.

Posted by DarthVader 2009-06-24 08:11|| 2009-06-24 08:11|| Front Page Top

#11 Dangit! I misread it as Paris Hilton!

Posted by Ptah">Ptah 2009-06-24 08:25|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2009-06-24 08:25|| Front Page Top

#12 Police have charged the tour manager of the Black Eyed Peas with assault after he allegedly gave celebrity blogger Perez Hilton a black eye...

The defense could be that they were just living up to their name the, Black-Eyed Peas. It's a music thing. The guy just can't keep his %$#@*&^ shut.

Posted by JohnQC 2009-06-24 09:22|| 2009-06-24 09:22|| Front Page Top

#13 OMG hes like toadally the roman god janus LOL

Heheh. More like the media god Anus, if you ask me.

Posted by SteveS 2009-06-24 10:10|| 2009-06-24 10:10|| Front Page Top

#14 Canada?

Can the Black Eyed Peas file charges against Hilton for hate speech?

Posted by Lagom 2009-06-24 10:59|| 2009-06-24 10:59|| Front Page Top

#15 I don't know who Perez Hilton is or what he does, but he doesn't seem to be of celebrity quality. Why all the publicity for this guy?

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2009-06-24 11:09|| 2009-06-24 11:09|| Front Page Top

#16 Scooter, I toadally missed that but then isn't he used to being punched from behind.
(Father or Fred, forgive me)

Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839">AlmostAnonymous5839 2009-06-24 12:11|| 2009-06-24 12:11|| Front Page Top

#17 I think it's funny that he claimed to get punched in the face "from behind".

Depends where his face was at the time.

Posted by Pappy 2009-06-24 12:28|| 2009-06-24 12:28|| Front Page Top

#18 Best celebrity beatdown since John Lovitz whaled on Andy Dick.
But we are talking about it, so it had the desired effect.

Posted by tu3031 2009-06-24 12:32|| 2009-06-24 12:32|| Front Page Top

#19 Dunno much about their music but I think I'm gonna have to buy a Black Eyed Peas CD.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2009-06-24 13:05|| 2009-06-24 13:05|| Front Page Top

#20 I think this is a case of red-on-red: will.i.am is the guy who did all those Obama worship videos last fall.

Posted by Mike 2009-06-24 15:51|| 2009-06-24 15:51|| Front Page Top

#21 Dunno much about their music ...

OK, here's some lyrics to "My Humps" by the "Blacked Eyed Peas".

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

Yeah, uh, no thanks.

Posted by Thromp Wittlesbach5741 2009-06-24 19:31|| 2009-06-24 19:31|| Front Page Top

#22 Mr. Wife loves to quote that one, Thromp Wittlesbach5741, because it so annoys his all-female household.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-06-24 20:38|| 2009-06-24 20:38|| Front Page Top

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