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2009-06-12 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Snakes take control of police station
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Posted by Fred 2009-06-12 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ]  Top

#1 Sounds like the staion is built in a nesting ground. Burning and relocating is the only way to avoid them again, even if all are removed.
Posted by Lumpy Elmoluck5091 2009-06-12 11:31||   2009-06-12 11:31|| Front Page Top

#2 Issue pellet rifles (The kind you pump up) and let the officers get target practice.
Posted by Redneck Jim 2009-06-12 15:13||   2009-06-12 15:13|| Front Page Top

#3 Sierra Leone. Get a witch doctor/zoologist to make a public announcement that this specific type of snake is not only delicious to eat but is known to be nature's own "male enhancement" pill. Then sit back and let 'nature' take its own course, after making a filing with the endangered species act.
Posted by Procopius2k 2009-06-12 15:26||   2009-06-12 15:26|| Front Page Top

#4 Or give everyone sticks and celebrate Whacking Day.
Posted by SteveS 2009-06-12 15:40||   2009-06-12 15:40|| Front Page Top

#5 Consider them lunch in lieu of per diem.
Posted by ed 2009-06-12 15:46||   2009-06-12 15:46|| Front Page Top

#6 First you saw "Snakes on an Airplane", now see the exciting, chair-gripping sequel "Snakes in a Police Station.
Posted by JohnQC 2009-06-12 16:26||   2009-06-12 16:26|| Front Page Top

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