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2009-06-02 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Remember the virgin who autioned herself on the Internet?

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Posted by 3dc 2009-06-02 08:40|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Not worth it!

Posted by Muggsy Glusing4554 2009-06-02 10:39|| 2009-06-02 10:39|| Front Page Top

#2 nope

Posted by funky skunk 2009-06-02 10:43|| 2009-06-02 10:43|| Front Page Top

#3 Reminds me of my award winning idea to open a celebrity brothel in Nevada. First create a website listing hundreds of celebrities, most of which would never have sex for money, but which rates them based on subscribers who would pay money to have sex with them.

Each subscriber gets something like a private MySpace page, on which they list celebrities, and how much they would pay to have sex with each one. The top bid for a celebrity has to be put into escrow for a month to become the top bid. Then celebrities are rated by how many people want to have sex with them, and the top price they would get.

In turn, if a celebrity was interested, they could submit proof of identity to the website, to see the profile of their fans, including a picture. If they were still interested, the website would arrange a meeting in Nevada, in a public place. If it was a go, part of the agreement would be paying for a nice hotel room.

Once the deal was done, the money would be transferred to the celebrity from the escrow account.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-06-02 12:11|| 2009-06-02 12:11|| Front Page Top

#4 I guess I'm too sheltered and romantic for your take on economics, Anonymoose.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-06-02 13:45|| 2009-06-02 13:45|| Front Page Top

#5 Sounds nuts, Anonymoose, utterly depraved and immoral as hell. But the way our society and popular culture are going these days I'm sad to say I can kinda, sorta see it happening. Then, of course, they'd have to have a reality TV show about it. Hey, would the celebrities include politicians? I bet they would. What am I bid for Bawney Fwank?

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2009-06-02 13:57|| 2009-06-02 13:57|| Front Page Top

#6 Anonymoose, have you ever considered a career in US politics?

Posted by Besoeker 2009-06-02 14:01|| 2009-06-02 14:01|| Front Page Top

#7 The politicians already have that program Ebbang - its called Congress.

And I suspect Bawney has been sold several times over.

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-06-02 14:01|| 2009-06-02 14:01|| Front Page Top

#8 Give Lindsey Lohan a call, Moose. She needs the bread, ain't doin much, and it doubles your potential customers...

Posted by tu3031 2009-06-02 14:16|| 2009-06-02 14:16|| Front Page Top

#9 ... and it doubles your potential customers...

Too bad mods aren't eligible for the 'Snark of the Week' award ...

Posted by Steve White 2009-06-02 14:33|| 2009-06-02 14:33|| Front Page Top

#10 Well Ashton Kutcher's marriage to Demi Moore would be the first casuality. He'll self-pimp. Heck he'd flirt with a lamp-post if it stood in one place long enough.

Posted by Girlthursday 2009-06-02 15:05|| 2009-06-02 15:05|| Front Page Top

#11 No, no Moose. You have to make a package that includes the celebrity with girls of the house and some adult media personalities that actually do sell. Call it 'bundling' and then sell the bundles together. Then to help those who might not be able to pick up on return, sell insurance on the bundle, call them 'derivatives'. Take the money from those, and go buy yourself a fancy abode. In fact pick up a second one in, say, Rio. Also give yourself a bonus. When it all busts, just turn around and ask for a 'Federal Bailout'. If you can validate an IP address from the Treasury or Fed, you'll have a buddy who'll certainly help you out. That way we all can be screwed.

Posted by Procopius2k 2009-06-02 15:34|| 2009-06-02 15:34|| Front Page Top

#12 Celebrities, mightn't they fetch more?Maybe the celebrity could add an autograph the clients body for an extra fee. Chuckles.

Posted by Girlthursday 2009-06-02 15:41|| 2009-06-02 15:41|| Front Page Top

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